Booze. We stock plenty.
No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.
Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.
No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…
Choice tunes playing over the PA.
Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.
Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)
Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)
Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.
What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady

Shows

~ SHOWS ~

SERVING till 3am! 3am! 3am! 3am! 3am!

T h e P a i n t e d L a d y ‘ s

N E W Y E A R ‘ S E V E !

N E W Y E A R ‘ S E V E !

N E W Y E A R ‘ S E V E !

Rockets ‘SET TO LAUNCH’ into 2020!

The countdown is on.

* SEXY! HOT! MUSIC! *

* SENSUAL & SEXY BARTOP BURLESQUE *

* Complimentary CHAMPAGNE at Countdown *

More About This Night:

This is 2020! End of a Decade.

Beginning of a NEW DECADE!

JOIN US.

* MUSIC: Off-the-hook-and-into-the-ultra-funky-outer-space dimensions! Spun by DEEPSPACE ACADEMY DJ ADVERB (Juno Award Winner) featuring NINETEEN NINETY+FRIENDS + TRUTH on drums *

* HOT!HOT!HOT! BURLESQUE! by the enchantingly lovely Ms. Honey B. Hind and the mysterious & beautiful Lady Konswallow *

* COMPLEMENTARY CHAMPAGNE for the Countdown to Midnight *

Party! Party! Party! This will be the party

of the decade Ladies & Gents. Intimate, ultra-

funky and Super-Special… Tres tres speciale!

Tickets available at door.

ADVANCED TICKETS guarantee entry

from 9:30 – 11pm.

See below to purchase.

Come early to settle in,

chat, mingle,

have some drinks,

get into the mood

and start the groove.

Then, we all launch off into that magical,

starry-night party dimension and

welcome in the New Year 2020!

~ AND the next 10, TOGETHER ~

Pack light and Party HARD Rock Stars!

We here at The Lady wish

you all a very happy, very

healthy, and very funky

New Year.

LOVE + PEACE

The Painted Lady

* We will miss you all

as we are closed today.

We re-open tomorrow.

See you then *

Seriously.

We’re professionals.

DOLLAR OFF ANY BEER YOU WANT

Garage Baby’s eternal Punk flame continues to burn at The Painted Lady in 2020. This first burst of the year features none other than the stalwart folk-rock troubadours ‘Pale Criminal and the 9th Circuit’. New Year’s Eve is best served cold.

T h e P a i n t e d L a d y ‘ s

G E T F U N K ‘ D F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y

Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

BROOKLYN DORAN

JOHN MUIRHEAD

BRADEN LAM

Folk-pop musicians Brooklyn Doran, John Muirhead and Braden Lam are teaming up for an epic weekend of shows with a stop in Toronto on Saturday January 4th, 2020.

Some of Canada’s finest emerging songwriters, only at The Painted Lady!!

Doors at 6:30 pm, music starts at 7:00 pm $10 or PWYC

More about the artists: https://brooklyndoran.com/ https://www.johnpmuirhead.com/ https://bradenlam.com/

A P a i n t e d L a d y

S A T U R D A Y N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

THEATRE PUB

Join us this Sunday for Theatre Pub!!!

Yes, you heard correctly… Theatre Pub.

We’ve got a large roster of Toronto theatre talent strutting their stuff, albeit slightly inebriated …

Show will begin at 8pm and there is a 5 dollar cover charge.

Come in early to secure a seat… or rub elbows and other parts at the bar – also a fun option!

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

Doors at 6:30 pm, music starts at 7:00 pm
$10 or PWYC

More about the artists:
https://brooklyndoran.com/
https://www.johnpmuirhead.com/
https://bradenlam.com/