Shows

~ SHOWS ~

 

Sep
13
Fri
FLIGHT SCHOOL with DJ Adverb // Truth // Burlesque ~ SERVING TILL 4AM!
Sep 13 2019 @ 9:00 pm – Apr 1 2020 @ 4:00 am

The Painted Lady’s GET FUNK’D FRIDAYS during BEERWEEK…

SERVING TILL 4AM!

SERVING TILL 4AM!

SERVING TILL 4AM!

Oct
13
Sun
SUNDAY “GET DOWN” DANCE PARTY with DJ ONE DA // BURLESQUE by THE LADY KONSWALLOW & SWEET ROSIE MAE
Oct 13 @ 9:00 pm – Oct 14 @ 2:00 am

SUNDAY “GET DOWN” DANCE PARTY with DJ ONE DA // BURLESQUE by THE LADY KONSWALLOW & SWEET ROSIE MAE

9pm-2am

 

 

Oct
15
Tue
BOOZE CRUISE: Cruise our back bar for some of the best booze in town… Choice tunes too.
Oct 15 @ 6:00 pm – Oct 16 @ 2:00 am

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

 

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

  1. Booze. We stock plenty.

  2. No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.

  3. Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.

  4. No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…

  5. Choice tunes playing over the PA.

  6. Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.

  7. Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)

  8. Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)

  9. Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.

  10. What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady

Oct
16
Wed
NAMELESS CITIZENS // LOW LIFE LOLAS // COUNTLESS NUMBERS
Oct 16 @ 8:30 pm – Oct 17 @ 12:00 am

An Indie Rock Sizzler:

CHECK OUT THE MUSIC + VIDEO LINKS BELOW.

 

COUNTLESS NUMBERS

“A HARD HITTING, HAVE-TO-BE-HEARD Toronto Rock band. SOLID TUNES that really STICK. These guys should be a household name, and we should be hearing their songs everywhere – all over.”

~ Sam, THE PAINTED LADY ~

 

LISTEN: COUNTLESS NUMBERS BANDCAMP – HIT PLAY!

THE NAMELESS CITIZENS

The Nameless Citizens (a.k.a. The NC’s) is the project of Peter Boros out of Toronto, Canada.Hailing from a university town of southern Hungary meant easy access to a vibrant music scene and many fellow musicians to play a smattering of styles with, from grunge and pop-rock to funk and jazz. It was here that the concept of Nameless Citizens first formed.After an incubation period of more than a decade, it was a chance encounter in 2016 during an epic road trip of the western United States which finally cracked the shell. An accomodation in Joshua Tree turned out to be an accomplished L.A. producer’s home studio. With his encouragement and mentorship the Nameless Citizens project was finally set in motion and the Out of the Mold  EP was born.The Nameless Citizens mission is to capture key moments in our everyday lives, weaving simple themes and melodies into a complex, rich tapestry of music reflecting the serendipitous nature of life itself. Offering a unique brand of intellectual pop-rock, The NC’s combines influences from rock groups such as Pearl Jam, The Killers and The Red Hot Chili Peppers, the flowing pop-rock of Coldplay and U2, and the cerebral music of Sting and Peter Gabriel.Out of the Mold  is the Nameless Citizens’ first EP released on May 4th 2018.

 

LOW LIFE LOLAS

Low Life Lolas, fronted by songwriter Renee Parr, is a Toronto-based indie-rock quartet whose haunting, bittersweet pop songs evoke a hint of nostalgia.

Inspired by contemporaries like Alvvays, Hop Along, and Bad Bad Hats, Parr places melody front and centre, crafting memorable hooks that underscore stories of struggle, heartbreak, and queer love. Through the lens of her Northern Ontario upbringing, Parr’s songs challenge the confines of urban life with allusions to the unforgiving Canadian wilderness — and the beautiful and dangerous creatures that inhabit it.

Their debut EP Wolves, produced by Ian Blurton, was released May 10, 2019

Band Members:
Reneé Parr
Melissa Chiasson
Alex MacLeod
Jose Guillen

Oct
17
Thu
BOOZE CRUISE: Cruise our back bar for some of the best booze in town… Choice tunes too.
Oct 17 @ 6:00 pm – Oct 18 @ 2:00 am

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

 

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

  1. Booze. We stock plenty.

  2. No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.

  3. Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.

  4. No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…

  5. Choice tunes playing over the PA.

  6. Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.

  7. Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)

  8. Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)

  9. Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.

  10. What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady

Oct
18
Fri
MICHELLE PEREIRA // ERIC FRISCH
Oct 18 @ 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

MICHELLE PEREIRA  7pm

“Very simple:  Michelle Pereira is one of the best singer-songwriters. No caveats, no disclaimers… she is amazing.  Every once in a while someone exceptionally gifted crosses our path at the Nashville Songwriters Association (NSAI).  Michelle is that rare talent that makes us remember why we fell in love with music.”

~ Bart Herbison, Executive Director
Nashville Songwriters Association International (NSAI) ~

 

“Holy Moly… Soul for days and days. What a voice Michelle has – and she writes well too! Though she lives in Nashville currently, she was born and raised right here in the GTA, and I gotta say, I’m proud of, and at times quite taken aback, by the talent coming out of this city of ours – of which Michelle is most definitely an ambassador. Come see Michelle live, and support great Toronto talent while it’s here.”

~ Sam, Grand Poobah, THE PAINTED LADY ~

 

 

 

www.michellepereiramusic.com

 

 

ERIC  FRISCH   8pm

Eric Frisch is an Indie Pop musician from New York City. He’s got an upbeat, fun perspective on things, with a healthy twist of humour. Check him out ladies + gents…

www.ericfrischmusic.com

THE PAINTED LADY’S GET F U N K ‘D FRIDAY!
Oct 18 @ 10:00 pm

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y



Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

Oct
19
Sat
A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Oct 19 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

Oct
20
Sun
13GO
Oct 20 @ 8:00 pm

13go   8pm

Incredibly talented players. They can literally play any genre and they fuse them liberally.

There’s at least one JUNO AWARD among them – should be more.

In their own words:

“The music of 13Go has a spirit that is the antithesis of all that is dark. It is guitar driven Jazz Fusion [with Rock, Heavy Metal, Funk and more] that will put a smile on your face!”

Kim Ratcliffe – Guitar
Justin Abedin – Guitar
Aubrey Dayle – Drums
Ian deSouza – Bass

13GO’s highly evolved musical gymnastics will seriously tickle your brain. Patrons come in for a drink, not knowing who’s playing, and stay for the music…

Oct
22
Tue
PHILLIP VONESH CD RELEASE // SEEKER SPEAK // TARA VAN DER KOLK
Oct 22 @ 8:00 pm – 11:30 pm

PHILLIP VONESH CD RELEASE   10:30pm

with

SEEKER SPEAK   9:30pm

and

TARA VAN DER KOLK   8:30pm

8pm Doors

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