~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Apr
15
Sat
Music by Salazar featuring Ms Rubie Magnitude
There could be some topless-hoolahooping beer-chugging smooth-velvet moves that occur tonight. But…you’d really have to come to The Painted Lady to find out.
Apr
16
Sun
Join us for SUNDAY STRIPS! Bawdy Strips Easter Edition
Every 3rd Sunday* features BAWDY STRIPS; a gritty-glam blend of retro burlesque, daring drag, rock-n-roll campiness and otherwise crowd pleasing peelers.
Come out for our bump-n-grind bunnies Easter special with springtime stripteases and a chocolate egg or two. Don’t forget your tips to stuff in our basket!
Featuring:
& host LeTabby Lexington (Edmonton)
Show begins 9:30 sharp!
$5 at the door
*Burlesque every week, themes and producers vary!
Apr
18
Tue
CMW Open Mic Mixer
Details TBD!
Apr
19
Wed
9pm –Â FOONYAP
10pm –Â Alex Bent + The Emptiness
11pm –Â Denis The Night & The Panic Party*
12am –Â Aniqa Dear
1am –Â Ghost Twin
2AM – Varick
*artist not yet confirmed
Apr
21
Fri
Come party with us at The Painted Lady and listen to the body-moving tunes from CMW.
8 PM – CRISIS CTRL CLUB
9 PM – MAY WELLS
10 PM – EARLY HOURS
11 PM – MARCUS ALAN WARD
12 AM – WILD PLANES
1 AM – BRUNO BELISSIMO
2 AM – P.C.B.
Apr
22
Sat
Join us for a CMW special hip-hop filled night.
POSTMODERNDISCO
ROD PURPOSE
#FAMILYGRIND
CQUEL
PROBABLY RAYMOND
SHOPE
WOTTS
Apr
23
Sun
Join us for SUNDAY STRIPS! Comic Strips edition at the beautiful Painted Lady.Â
This Sunday features burlesque and variety brought to you by members of #ClownsKillEmpires:
 Imogen QuestÂ
Pickles LaVey
Featuring guest performances by:
Zyra Lee Vanity
Rob Testa
Show at 9:30 sharp! Come party like it’s your birthday!
Apr
24
Mon
Open Mic Mondays at The Painted Lady
Featuring Host Nelson Sobral
WHEN:
10pm every Monday.
Sign up at 9pm sharp.
Special feature performer every Monday at 9:15pm
HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE ON STAGE?:
2 songs per performer.
IS IT ONLY ACOUSTIC?
Short answer… No.
We’re Electrified. And Acoustic.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC…?
All genres welcome. We’ve engineered them all… You’ll sound great.
I’M A MAGICIAN. I’M A VENTRILOQUIST. I’M A COMEDIAN. I’M A MIME. MAY I STILL PERFORM?
Short answer… No. We’re keeping it strictly music. Beat poetry, Rap poetry excepted (Shram) as it’s musical.
We’ve welcomed various diciplines in the past, and we’ve had a great time, yet we’ve decided it’s best to organize a separate night to allow the necessary space, time, and unique vibe they each deserve. Sorry folks, but on the bright side, please come in + talk to us about a show idea!
EQUIPMENT & PERSONNEL PROVIDED by T H E   P  A  I N T E D   L A D Y :
Electric Guitar (Stratocaster)
2 Electric Guitar Amps (Great clean and distorted tones;Â Great all-round amps)
Electric Bass (Fender Squier Vintage Classic Precision electric bass)
Electric Bass Amp (beautiful sounding MarkBass TUBE Bass Amp)
Drum Kit (super sounding 5pc Sonor Select Force S-Drive Canadian Maple kit & a full complement of  Sabian cymbals)
Keyboard: Yamaha 88 key fully-weighted keyboard
Terrific sounding PA in a great sounding room.
Shure + Sennheiser Mics, Stands, D.I.’s etc…
Professional F.O.H. (Front of House) Engineer to help you sound your best.
A talented and supportive Open Mic Host… : )
Apr
25
Tue
EPIC TUESDAYS #2 at The Painted Lady
Super excited to be bringing you another awesome night of epic music – three way cool local bands at our amazing venue!!
9:30PM – Â Cat and the Queen
Lyrical / theatrical pop, awesome storytelling and amazing live performance. Cat’s incisive lyrics and intense stage presence would remind you of musicians like Tori Amos, Kate Bush, and Sarah Slean, with an original and fun twist that grabs the crowd.
10:30 PM – Â Paint
Solid NewCanRock, definitely going to get the house rocking! Since the release of their critically-acclaimed 2009 debut Can You Hear Me?, Paint has played over 300 shows from Vancouver to Halifax, including multiple returns to North by Northeast (named one of the top acts of 2012 by The Toronto Star), Canadian Music Week, Indie Week, Hamilton Music Awards and New Music West, and been voted a listener-favourite on 102.1 The Edge.
11: 30 –Â THE NAIVE
Jazzpop / sophistipop, awesome cool tunes to make it a perfect evening of cool music. THE NAIVE recently released their Debut EP “Saw The Sun”. “With an eclectic mix of influence, this music carves it’s own little path through the noise.” – Live In Limbo.
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CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
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