~ SHOWS ~
Shows
May
27
Sat
Music by Salazar featuring Honey B Hind
There could be some topless-hoolahooping beer-chugging smooth-velvet moves that occur tonight. But…you’d really have to come to The Painted Lady to find out.
$5 after 11 pm.
May
28
Sun
May 28 @ 9:00 pm – May 29 @ 2:00 am
Join us for SUNDAY STRIPS! at the beautiful Painted Lady.
Never mind the Bollocks, it’s Burlesque!
Experience the Filth and the fury of 100% punkrock burlesque! 100% poseur free at this special edition of SUNDAY STRIPS in conjunction with TANYA CHEEX (as your host Nancy Spungeon), bringing you punk rock striptease tributes to the Sex Pistols and other denizens of filth!
Jaws The Shark as Sid Vicious
Sauci Calla Horra as Iggy Pop
Loretta Jean as Johnny Rotten
Go Go by Paige Turner as Siouxsie Sioux
DJ Teenage Werewolf
PLUS: Live Music by Pretty Vacant
May
29
Mon
Boss lady Mondays
Boss Lady Mondays; a social gathering for women combining the power of TedTalks style story telling with your weekly ladies hang session of wine and cheese. A platform that brings together powerful stories of self, success and struggles.This free event is for anyone identifying as female, with an appreciation for like minded women supporting each other in our own individual and collaborative efforts. Boss Lady has grown from the need to create a community here in Toronto of women who support each other, encourage, educate and mentor each other, no matter our backgrounds and beliefs. We are a hub of strong and positive women and we want you to be a part of this movement!
Open Mic Mondays at The Painted Lady
Featuring Host Nelson Sobral and the Monday Night Magic Band
WHEN:
10pm every Monday.
Sign up at 9pm sharp.
Special feature performer every Monday at 9:15pm
HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE ON STAGE?:
2 songs per performer.
IS IT ONLY ACOUSTIC?
Short answer… No.
We’re Electrified. And Acoustic.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC…?
All genres welcome. We’ve engineered them all… You’ll sound great.
I’M A MAGICIAN. I’M A VENTRILOQUIST. I’M A COMEDIAN. I’M A MIME. MAY I STILL PERFORM?
Short answer… No. We’re keeping it strictly music. Beat poetry, Rap poetry excepted (Shram) as it’s musical.
We’ve welcomed various diciplines in the past, and we’ve had a great time, yet we’ve decided it’s best to organize a separate night to allow the necessary space, time, and unique vibe they each deserve. Sorry folks, but on the bright side, please come in + talk to us about a show idea!
EQUIPMENT & PERSONNEL PROVIDED by T H E   P  A  I N T E D   L A D Y :
Electric Guitar (Stratocaster)
2 Electric Guitar Amps (Great clean and distorted tones;Â Great all-round amps)
Electric Bass (Fender Squier Vintage Classic Precision electric bass)
Electric Bass Amp (beautiful sounding MarkBass TUBE Bass Amp)
Drum Kit (super sounding 5pc Sonor Select Force S-Drive Canadian Maple kit & a full complement of  Sabian cymbals)
Keyboard: Yamaha 88 key fully-weighted keyboard
Terrific sounding PA in a great sounding room.
Shure + Sennheiser Mics, Stands, D.I.’s etc…
Professional F.O.H. (Front of House) Engineer to help you sound your best.
A talented and supportive Open Mic Host… : )
May
30
Tue
Jacquelyn Tober & The Rose County Ramblers
Beautiful and clever NewCountry sounds that might remind you of Mary Chapin Carpenter and Alisson Krauss. Whether you’re cryin’, lovin’, or leavin’, you’ll love this music!!!
Graham Ko
Check out Graham’s brand new album ‘Outside Looking In’ – Going to be one of the best albums of the summer for sure! Solid NewCanRock that might remind you of Colin James with maybe a bit of Bruce Springsteen around the edges. An epic live show every time!
The Danger Bees
Brilliant lyrics and songs matched with a high energy fun stage presence – talking about some happy stuff, some crazy stuff, but it’s all real life. If Weezer had a pesky but smarter younger brother it would sound a lot like The Danger Bees. The new album ‘Fish with Wings’ is amazing!!!!
May
31
Wed
May 31 @ 8:00 pm – 11:00 pm
Never been to an In The Round? These concerts focus on the stories behind the music, and the songs themselves. The music is stripped back to allow listeners to really experience the songs at the most authentic level. What it also means is that we won’t be having ‘sets’ per se – all four songwriters will be on stage together the whole time!
Gillian Nicola (Host)
The first thing that strikes listeners about Hamilton’s Gillian Nicola is the strength of her vocals. This rising singer/songwriter calls on influences of folk, rock and alt-country to bring a sound both unique to her and that honours her diverse taste.
Lindsay Foote – Music
Lindsay Foote writes poetry to sing, blurring the lines between folk, bluegrass, and roots. Her “Going Gone” EP boasts lush acoustic arrangements while exploring love, loss, and facing the truth even in the toughest moments.
Braeden Mitchell 
Braeden Mitchell, a singer-songwriter from Toronto, ON, just released his sophomore EP, Glory Days. Braeden doesn’t want you to simply listen to his songs – he wants you to feel them. When writing a song, his intention is for the listener to experience it on an honest level and find comfort from it.
Tae
As a singer-Songwriter, Tae uses her love of folk music as motivation for her own style, with inspirations such as Johnny Cash, The Beatles, and Bob Dylan.
Jun
1
Thu
Bredren Version 11
Come on down for a fun night filled with music by BREDREN featuring the Resinators, MC Caddy Cad, General Genius, keyboard legend Bernie Pitters, DJ Chocolate….and special guests FreeDubStar with a special tribute to Raffa Dean.
Jun
2
Fri
DJ Adverb x live drumming by Brian Domingues. Bartop Burlesque w Ms Honey B Hind
photo: soundcloud
Jun
3
Sat
The Painted Lady is happy to welcome Melanie Peterson back to their stage with special guest Jesse Thomas.
Melanie Peterson
Melanie Peterson is a Saskatoon born, Toronto-based, folk-pop singer/songwriter with a “lovely lilting voice and strong songwriting chops” (Kerry Doole FYI Music News)
Jesse Thomas
Jesse Thomas is a 27 year old Canadian singer-songwriter from Nova Scotia. Captivating melodies, rich and raw vocal quality as well as meaningful lyrics are what you’re in for.
Music DJ by Salazar featuring Ms Rubie Magnitude
There could be some topless-hoolahooping beer-chugging smooth-velvet moves that occur tonight. But…you’d really have to come to The Painted Lady to find out.
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