~ SHOWS ~
Pull Up with DJ Adverb & C Swiff will be spinning all night on the decks with Kimora Koi on bartop all night!
Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm
Doors – $10 @ 10!
Do you love to laugh but are not afraid to cry? Are you totally comfortable with silent appreciation followed by raucous applause breaks? Do you like your comedy like you like your eggs, weird? Then yay! Come to Toronto’s hottest new variety show at the Painted Lady. Spencer Glassman brings together standups, characters, improvisers and musical comedians all under one gorgeous roof. All for $12? It really is HAPPY HOUR!
Join us every Monday for our Open Mic! Hosted by the one and only Kunle. We supply a full back line, a wonderfully sounding room and a FOH engineer. Each week a new feature artists graces the stage at the beginning of the night, dm our instagram page @openmicmonday if you want to be one of them!
Sign up @ 8pm
Feature artist @ 8:15-9
Open Mic @ 9pm
Dame Alexander
A sonic escape, a pulsing bridge, white noise intermission. From progressive house to futuristic electro-funk to tropical groove, this collection of mostly instrumentals allows the listener to see the music thru the colours of sound.
Focused
Exploring themes of adversity and self development, Toronto alternative hip-hop artist
Focused takes you out of the five senses of reality with his sound and lyrics.
Focused is wrapping up his year with his final performance of 2023.  This show is Focused official music video release for his new video FEAR.
Dame Alexander is back home in Toronto after living in Guatemala for the past three years. This show is Dame Alexander’s official record release party.
The Future Underground present:
KINETIC a FREE Wednesday Night Weekly
A not-for-profit community dance party featuring music from our local
residents and Toronto’s diverse electronic communities, producers and
DJs each and every Wednesday.
Featuring bartop burlesque by Kimora Koi!
DJ Don Paulo & guests will be spinning all night on the decks with Forca dancing on bartop all night!
Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm
Doors – $10 @ 10!
Michelle Owen is a singer, songwriter and first-time novelist from Cumberland, Ontario. Her creative history spans across several projects, most recently including Kingston pop duo “Harlette” whose self-titled EP debuted at the end of summer. Not only does Michelle have a vested interest in her ever-evolving creative endeavours, but her career highlights also include working in the music industry for ten years as an artist manager, label liaison, grant writer and tour manager. Her debut novel “Sitting in Silence” will be available November 30th.
Maeve Zamuner is a singer-songwriter from Oakville, Ontario. She released her debut single “Not Sorry That It’s Over” in 2021 and since has released a series of singles including her most recent “Telepathy”. Her lyrical finesse is wise beyond her years, combining a touch of melancholy with vibrant vocals and minimal production, allowing for each song to shine.
Pull Up with DJ Adverb & guests will be spinning all night on the decks with The Lady Konswallow on bartop all night!
Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm
Doors – $10 @ 10!
Join us for soul, funk and rare grooves while Rubie Magnitude & Janis brings her styles to the bartop! Complimentary homemade mac and cheese for anyone that would like to indulge in its amazingness! Spinning starts at 9pm, burlesque starts at 10!
Join us every Monday for our Open Mic! Hosted by the one and only Kunle. We supply a full back line, a wonderfully sounding room and a FOH engineer. Each week a new feature artists graces the stage at the beginning of the night, dm our instagram page @openmicmonday if you want to be one of them!
Sign up @ 8pm
Feature artist @ 8:15-9
Open Mic @ 9pm