August Knight inserts himself alongside the Steve Earles, Hayes Carlls and early Springsteen tracks you’ve kept around since you don’t know when. He’s a package deal; writer, performer, delivery agent. It all flows from the same spring and you’re looking at the source –it’s what’s truly delightful about singer songwriters.

Brooke Lanziner isa Toronto-based singer/songwriter. Through sensual indie rock, she communicates a chill-inducing vulnerability with her raw lyricism and a 90’s throwback vibe. She recently released her debut EP “About Me”, a collection of 5 thoughtful and honest songs that showcase Brooke’s feelings about herself and the worl

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Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

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Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

1. Booze. We stock plenty.

2. No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.

3. Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.

4. No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…

5. Choice tunes playing over the PA.

6. Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.

7. Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)

8. Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)

9. Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.

10. What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady