~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Dec
22
Sun
Dec 22 @ 9:00 pm – Dec 23 @ 2:00 am
THE ABSOLUTELY
SHAMELESS
HOLIDAY
KARAOKE
PARTY!
9pm
Dec
24
Tue
CHRISTMAS EVE rightfully deserves a CHRISTMAS EVE PARTY!
Every year, we CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS EVE with an Orphan Christmas Eve PARTY for all of us who have family and friends not too close at hand. And truly, it’s a fun one.
This super-energized time of year makes it easy for people to meet, talk, and enjoy a few together…
We’ll warm you up with specially blended Hottie Toddies should you wish, or peruse our well-stocked bar for whiskey, wine, beer, all manner of mixed drinks and more…
We also have complimentary Christmas & other Seasonal treats to up your spirits, and help keep you in your Happy Place.
And as always, there is a friendly face behind the bar. This is an easy-vibed, relaxed affair. Come as you are. Wear something festive if you have it, as it helps us all get to and stay in that starry space.
Merry Christmas Everyone.
Dec
25
Wed
C H R I S T M A SÂ Â D A Y !
We are closed for this very special Holiday.
We’ll see you all tomorrow for Boxing Day.
Dec
26
Thu
BOXING DAY!
Yes, we’re OPEN… BEX’S BOXING DAY BASH!
And our Rock Star bartender and gifted resident chanteuse, Bex, will be on Holiday Party duty. Cause it’s our ‘duty’ to party today don’t ya know… Cheers Y’All!
Dec
27
Fri
T h e  P a i n t e d  L a d y ‘ s
G E T Â F U N K ‘ D Â F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
Dec
28
Sat
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Dec
29
Sun
Dec 29 @ 7:00 pm – Dec 30 @ 2:00 am
CLEAVE ANDERSON & FRIENDS
Cleave Anderson curates this series which features some of the best PUNK this city has ever seen and heard.
You never know who might make an appearance on stage during these nights… Always a f’n blast!
DECEMBER 29th:
The Bellevues (formerly Girl Friday) – Indie Punk Rock
The Bellevues Bandcamp
The Roughnotes – Indie Rockabilly Punk
https://www.facebook.com/theroughnotes/
The Beat Club – Mod Pop Punk
with Cleave Anderson, Lucas Stagg, Paddy Beirne
https://www.facebook.com/thebeatclubtoronto/
much more tba…
CLEAVE ANDERSON BIO:
Cleave Anderson is a Canadian rock, rockabilly, and punk drummer… We here at The Painted Lady believe the word ‘legend’ applies, though Cleave, always humble, eschews such titles.
Anderson has played and recorded with several well-known groups, including Battered Wives, The Viletones, Sherry Kean, Forgotten Rebels, and Blue Rodeo.
n 1976, after visiting Max’s Kansas City and CBGB and seeing the Ramones, Anderson became interested in the new punk movement. Returning to Toronto, Anderson eventually joined Battered Wives, one of a few new bands on the scene. The band recorded their debut album and opened for Elvis Costello on his first tour in North America. On leaving Battered Wives, he played and recorded with local Punk Rock groups such as Tyranna, Forgotten Rebels and bubblegum punk pioneers the Way Outs.
In 1980 as the first wave of Punk Rock faded, Anderson joined new wave R&B band The Sharks. He would later play with The Shark’s bassist Basil Donovan in Blue Rodeo. Around the same time, Anderson also played with blues artists David Wilcox  and Colin Linden. Anderson returned to roots music doing gigs with Handsome Ned, who had started playing country and rockabilly in Toronto’s Queen St. West artist community.
In 1984 Anderson started rehearsals with Blue Rodeo. Anderson joined the group and is heard on their first two albums, Outskirts and Diamond Mine.
After leaving Blue Rodeo to raise a family, Anderson continued to play with local songwriters and then reconnecting with original punksters Screamin’ Sam. In 1997 he joined the John Borra band (with John Borra from A Neon Rome and Change of Heart) that continues to the present.[10] In 2004 Anderson formed old school punk rock revivalists the Screwed, who have recorded two albums. In 2011 Sid’s Kids were formed to back up many of the Canadian punk originators and the project is ongoing.
Cleave has toured with the Viletones’ Steven Leckie, Cheetah Chrome of the Dead Boys and Walter Lure of Johnny Thunders’ Heartbreakers, among others.
Catch Cleave and a host of his buds rip it to shreds.
Dec
31
Tue
Dec 31 2019 @ 5:00 pm – Jan 1 2020 @ 3:00 am
SERVING till 3am! 3am! 3am! 3am! 3am!
T h e  P a i n t e d  L a d y ‘ s
N E W Â Y E A R ‘ S Â E V E !
N E W Â Y E A R ‘ S Â E V E !
N E W Â Y E A R ‘ S Â E V E !
Rockets ‘SET TO LAUNCH’ into 2020!
The countdown is on.
More About This Night:
This is 2020! End of a Decade.
Beginning of a NEW DECADE!
JOIN US.
* MUSIC: Off-the-hook-and-into-the-ultra-funky-outer-space dimensions! Spun by DEEPSPACE ACADEMY DJ ADVERB (Juno Award Winner) featuring NINETEEN NINETY+FRIENDS + TRUTH on drums *
* HOT!HOT!HOT! BURLESQUE! by the enchantingly lovely Ms. Honey B. Hind and the mysterious & beautiful Lady Konswallow *
* COMPLEMENTARY CHAMPAGNE for the Countdown to Midnight *
Party! Party! Party! This will be the party
of the decade Ladies & Gents. Intimate, ultra-
funky and Super-Special… Tres tres speciale!
Tickets available at door.
ADVANCED TICKETS guarantee entry
from 9:30 – 11pm.
See below to purchase.
Come early to settle in,
chat, mingle,
have some drinks,
get into the mood
and start the groove.
Then, we all launch off into that magical,
starry-night party dimension and
welcome in the New Year 2020!
 ~ AND the next 10, TOGETHER ~
Pack light and Party HARD Rock Stars!
Jan
1
Wed
We here at The Lady wish
you all a very happy, very
healthy, and very funky
New Year.
LOVE + PEACE
The Painted Lady
* We will miss you all
as we are closed today.
We re-open tomorrow.
See you then *
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