~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Dec
14
Sat
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Dec
17
Tue
COSMIC RAY’S BLUES BAND & JAM
7pm till Midnight.
Come down to The Painted Lady for an ELECTRIFYING night of  BLUES.
With each visit, you get a very different cool Blues experience to tell your future grandchildren 🙂
We gonna bring you ‘Down Dirty Blues’ the way you like it!
Each show features a Special Guest to up your Blues experience to the next level. Then we’ll release the Cosmic Blues Band on you. If you can’t get enough, and play blues, come join our BLUES JAM at the end of the show where you can participate in the fun.
COSMIC BLUES BAND
“One of the most exciting Blues bands to come around in a long time.”
“Best live Blues band I have ever seen.”Â
~Rewd Ones, Guitarist~
Sold out shows at Lucille’s (B.B. King’s Club) in New York City, fans keep coming back…
Cosmic Ray from New York City leads the Cosmic Blues Band. The band consists of Cosmic Ray Vox/Guitar, Brother Dave, Kenneth Craig and Eddie Soup Can.
The Cosmic Blues Band plays traditional blues with a modern twist. They rip on over the top ‘Ruckus Blues’ getting folks to tap their feet and dance. When it feels right, Cosmic Ray slows it all down with soul and feeling, and his rich baritone voice.
COVERS: Muddy Waters, Freddie King, BB King and Albert King, Elmore James, The Cream, The Animals, Allman Brothers… All the top Blues hits. You’ll come back for more!!! CR
www.cosmicbluesband.com
COSMIC RAY’S BLUES JAM: The last part of the night opens up the stage, so come on down and bring your voices, guitars, basses, drums sticks, keyboard chops, horns and harps to a great BLUES JAM!
FULL BACKLINE PROVIDED. NO COVER.
Dec
18
Wed
ANDY SHARP
Andy Sharp is a Scottish singer-songwriter who has teamed up with some of Toronto’s finest musicians. His first single “Deadbeat” was released in May 2019, he is planning an EP for the start of 2020. His alt-country sound and gritty lyricism is what sets him apart from other musicians in the Toronto scene.
ANGELA SAINI
Angela Saini is a Prairie-raised, Toronto-based Folk-Americana artist who is all about second chances and empowering others. Her ability to combine humanistic and honest themes, laden with catchy hooks and memorable melodies, make her relatable and entertaining.
SANDRA BOUZA
Sandra Bouza is a R&B/pop singer from Toronto who writes about the throes of addiction in her single “Where Have You Been”. As much as this song is about a hard and heavy problem that too many are wracked with, this blues based song is also about reaching out for a higher power when you feel abandoned. Sandra is not to be missed.
Doors 8pm
pwyc
Dec
19
Thu
The Diddlin’ Bibbles & Cat and The Queen host a Hot-to-Trot Holiday party!
And after the show, we keep the party kickin’ with “Mr. Spicy Pants” Carson Pinch who’s gonna spin party dance tunes!
Did somebody say “DANCE PARTY?!” Yes. We did. We said it.
Aaannnnnd admission is PWYC with half the admission price going to support Sistering, an organization helping women who are homeless or have precarious housing.
www.sistering.org
Tonight’s musical and comedic acts include:
Nelu Handa
Anesti Danelis
Marty Topps
Rachel Manson
Xave Ruth
And of course, Cat and The Queen & The Diddlin’ Bibbles!
*Disclaimer: There will be no actual Hot Toddies served at this event. Just sexy, sexy people performing for your pleasure.
Doors at 7:30pm. Show at 8pm. Dance Party at 10pm.
FUNK ON!
Dec
20
Fri
JIM GREENHAM
A guitar hero in the Age of Aquarius.
“Jim Greenham’s music ascends and descends from the highest stars.”
“An urban shaman with a back track and solo guitar, Jim Greenham melds Glam Rock, Soul, Funk, Jazz, Blues, Dance, Trance and Zen Metal to a state of Tesla-friendly transcendence.”
Jim Greenham has clocked his 10,000 hours playing the streets of Toronto. In subways, on stages big and small, from the best bars to the worst dives in the city, as frontman, and as sideman, he has played to thousands and thousands of people.
His latest endeavor brings in elements of Dance, Rap, Jazz, and Rock – a mash of heavy and heavenly. Playing it from the heart with incredible skill and flash, his shows can last from 30 minutes to 3 hours of cosmic bliss.
Jim’s love of music is something you will feel. He is masterful at bringing styles together, editing dance tracks with metal and more into seamless, dreamlike suites of sound.
T h e  P a i n t e d  L a d y ‘ s
G E T Â F U N K ‘ D Â F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
Dec
21
Sat
The James Paul
and Erika Werry
Christmas Show!
Gonna be fun + festive people.
6pm – 9:15pm
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
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