Answer the Call of Clithulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
SOLD OUT at The Toronto Fringe 2019 and back for FOUR SHOWS ONLY!
Nov. 6,7 & 8 – Doors at 6pm, show at 7pm
Nov. 9 – Doors at 1pm show at 2pm.
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Incredibly talented players. They can literally play any genre and they fuse them liberally.
There’s at least one JUNO AWARD among them – should be more.
In their own words:
“The music of 13Go has a spirit that is the antithesis of all that is dark. It is guitar driven Jazz Fusion [with Rock, Heavy Metal, Funk and more] that will put a smile on your face!”
Kim Ratcliffe – Guitar
Justin Abedin – Guitar
Aubrey Dayle – Drums
Ian deSouza – Bass
13GO’s highly evolved musical gymnastics will seriously tickle your brain. Patrons come in for a drink, not knowing who’s playing, and stay for the music…
INDIE WEEK 2019: ANIL // ERICA KNOX // JADYN LAMB // MBG // LIA // YOUNG DOCTORS ‘N LOVE // THE PAINTED LADY’S GET FUNK’D FRIDAY featuring DJ NV & Percussion by TRUTH // BURLESQUE with THE LADY KONSWALLOW ~ SERVING TILL 4AM!
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
INDIE WEEK 2019: PIQUED JACKS // FOR JANE // BABY BOY BLUE // GHOST CARAVAN // THE WILDERESS // PATIENTLY AWAITING THE METEORITE // WHAT IF ELEPHANT // A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT featuring Music by SALAZAR & BURLESQUE by HONEY B. HIND ~ SERVING TILL 4AM!
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Take away frosty cold beer, booze, popular coolers, organic freshly-squeezed juices, and delicious food to go along with it all! Stop by our new Tiki Hut facade and say “Aloha!”......
The Painted Lady’s NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY! Tuesday, December 31st 2019 THIS IS 2020! * SEXY-HOT! MUSIC! * * HOT! SEXY! BARTOP BURLESQUE! * * JUNO WINNING DJ + SPECIAL......
We’ve shot 20 episodes featuring a new, up+coming musical artist each episode. These artists have performed here as special features during our OPEN MIC MONDAYS. Each of these artists showcases......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot right......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
“This is will be one f’n INTENSE night of OFF-THE-HOOK live music. Seriously.” ~ Music + Sound, The Painted Lady ~ Â The Painted Lady and CMW are officially......
We’ve been doing a full 32 channel multitrack recording for some time now. We have the ability to record every show, every single night to industry standards. As well, we......