~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Apr
29
Sat
Music by Salazar featuring Ms Rubie Magnitude
There could be some topless-hoolahooping beer-chugging smooth-velvet moves that occur tonight. But…you’d really have to come to The Painted Lady to find out.
May
22
Mon
Open Mic Mondays at The Painted Lady
Featuring Host Nelson Sobral and the Monday Night Magic Band
WHEN:
10pm every Monday.
Sign up at 9pm sharp.
Special feature performer every Monday at 9:15pm
HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE ON STAGE?:
2 songs per performer.
IS IT ONLY ACOUSTIC?
Short answer… No.
We’re Electrified. And Acoustic.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC…?
All genres welcome. We’ve engineered them all… You’ll sound great.
I’M A MAGICIAN. I’M A VENTRILOQUIST. I’M A COMEDIAN. I’M A MIME. MAY I STILL PERFORM?
Short answer… No. We’re keeping it strictly music. Beat poetry, Rap poetry excepted (Shram) as it’s musical.
We’ve welcomed various diciplines in the past, and we’ve had a great time, yet we’ve decided it’s best to organize a separate night to allow the necessary space, time, and unique vibe they each deserve. Sorry folks, but on the bright side, please come in + talk to us about a show idea!
EQUIPMENT & PERSONNEL PROVIDED by T H E   P  A  I N T E D   L A D Y :
Electric Guitar (Stratocaster)
2 Electric Guitar Amps (Great clean and distorted tones;Â Great all-round amps)
Electric Bass (Fender Squier Vintage Classic Precision electric bass)
Electric Bass Amp (beautiful sounding MarkBass TUBE Bass Amp)
Drum Kit (super sounding 5pc Sonor Select Force S-Drive Canadian Maple kit & a full complement of  Sabian cymbals)
Keyboard: Yamaha 88 key fully-weighted keyboard
Terrific sounding PA in a great sounding room.
Shure + Sennheiser Mics, Stands, D.I.’s etc…
Professional F.O.H. (Front of House) Engineer to help you sound your best.
A talented and supportive Open Mic Host… : )
May
23
Tue
Old-school rock and roll with Monteith
Monteith is coming all the way from New Brunswick to give you a potent dose of old-school rock and roll!
Touring to support the release of their new album “Monteith Mania”
Being supported by Phantom Atlantic, Robin Jupiter and Quiet Lakes, you know you don’t want to miss this.
5$ at the door, starts at 9PM
Robin Jupiter
9:00-9:35
Phantom Atlantic
9:50-10:20
Monteith
10:30-11:10
Quiet Lakes
11:25-12:00
May
24
Wed
Come and join us for a night filled with great music to beat that hump day blues!
Charlie the Kid
Kevin Foster
Daniel Greer
Hudson & the Sky Vines
May
25
Thu
Toronto’s live music scene is still happening on Ossington. Come by the Painted Lady for Thursday night tunes.
The Responsables
What started out once as a tiny little trio in late 2009 has grown into a core six-piece reggae groove outfit that brings the good vibes. That said, these days it’s more like a nine-piece! Four part harmonies, a blend of reggae roots, a touch of afrobeat, and some funky breaks, it’s always a rockin’ dance party!
Christian Bridges
Christian Bridges is a National award winning singer/songwriter who has written for artist such as Indie Arie, Justin Nozuka and Zaho. Bridges soul purpose his to use and share the medication of music around the world and to bring awareness to the world within each of us. Simple but powerful His roots Lie in Rock soul Folk Reggae.
May
26
Fri
Soul Sonic DJ NV
photo: DJ NV
Get down on the Lady starting from 10pm, $5 after 11
Spinning retro, house, hip-hop, R&B, top 40 and dancehall music.
May
27
Sat
Music by Salazar featuring Honey B Hind
There could be some topless-hoolahooping beer-chugging smooth-velvet moves that occur tonight. But…you’d really have to come to The Painted Lady to find out.
$5 after 11 pm.
May
28
Sun
May 28 @ 9:00 pm – May 29 @ 2:00 am
Join us for SUNDAY STRIPS! at the beautiful Painted Lady.
Never mind the Bollocks, it’s Burlesque!
Experience the Filth and the fury of 100% punkrock burlesque! 100% poseur free at this special edition of SUNDAY STRIPS in conjunction with TANYA CHEEX (as your host Nancy Spungeon), bringing you punk rock striptease tributes to the Sex Pistols and other denizens of filth!
Jaws The Shark as Sid Vicious
Sauci Calla Horra as Iggy Pop
Loretta Jean as Johnny Rotten
Go Go by Paige Turner as Siouxsie Sioux
DJ Teenage Werewolf
PLUS: Live Music by Pretty Vacant
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