~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Jan
10
Fri
T h e P a i n t e d L a d y ‘ s
G E T F U N K ‘ D F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
Jan
11
Sat
A P a i n t e d L a d y
S A T U R D A Y N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Jan
12
Sun
Christina Hutt has been dubbed “The Voice” in her hometown of Muskoka, Ontario.She sings from the seed of her soul weaving together Country, Blues, and Folk music.Her natural rich tone, distinctive vibrato, and passionate delivery never goes unnoticed. Prepare to be moved. 8PM SHOWTIME.
With lyrical dexterity and baritone rasp that has earned him the fitting (albeit lazy) comparison to the holy triumvirate: Dylan, Waits, and Cohen, Freeman Dre is today’s street-wise troubadour. The Toronto-based singer songwriter hails from the once gritty but quickly-gentrifying neighborhood of Parkdale. It’s a place where junkies, winos and new immigrants exist in the shadow spaces between condo towers and artists lofts. Even as gentrification pushes them out, these wayward characters find a home in Freeman Dre’s songs. The tunes—direct, memorable, romantic, and informed by folk-rock tradition as much as his Irish and Polish roots—invoke beer-swilling singalongs, foot stomping dance parties, and more than a few tears. Like the late night shot of whiskey, Freeman’s Dre music hits you straight in the gut and then fills your head with the foolish idea that, with enough love, anything is possible. 9PM SHOWTIME.
Jan
14
Tue
Jan 14 @ 6:00 pm – Jan 15 @ 2:00 am
BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!
10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:
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Booze. We stock plenty.
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No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.
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Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.
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No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…
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Choice tunes playing over the PA.
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Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.
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Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)
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Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)
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Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.
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What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.
We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…
Bar flies welcome.
And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”
The Painted Lady
Jan
15
Wed
August Knight inserts himself alongside the Steve Earles, Hayes Carlls and early Springsteen tracks you’ve kept around since you don’t know when. He’s a package deal; writer, performer, delivery agent. It all flows from the same spring and you’re looking at the source –it’s what’s truly delightful about singer songwriters.
Brooke Lanziner isa Toronto-based singer/songwriter. Through sensual indie rock, she communicates a chill-inducing vulnerability with her raw lyricism and a 90’s throwback vibe. She recently released her debut EP “About Me”, a collection of 5 thoughtful and honest songs that showcase Brooke’s feelings about herself and the worl
Jan
17
Fri
T h e P a i n t e d L a d y ‘ s
G E T F U N K ‘ D F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
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