~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Jul
6
Sat
Mel Monaco brings vintage vibes as your sexy Saturday siren.
O Neptune plays an eclectic mix of blues, jazz, funk, and soul, in addition to their alt-rock roots.
Mia Kelly blends folk and rock with a soulful blues bend, gripping audiences through her powerful themes and raw emotions.
Doors 7pm | Show 7:30pm
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Jul
7
Sun
Answer the Call of Clithulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets;Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Theatre! Singing! Beer! Sunday! These are a few of our favorite things… that’s right, another night of Toronto musical talent is going to let loose … it’s a west side story of Toronto growing into a must see cabaret with all the Broadway hits sung by local talent!
Only $5 at the door.
Jul
8
Mon
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul
9
Tue
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul
10
Wed
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul 10 @ 9:45 pm – Jul 11 @ 1:00 am
King Eddy are Four East Coast kids playing mid-2000s Toronto Indie-Fare. What’s not to love?Â
The Bowling Club are leading the charge on a brand new psychedelic revolution and stand for peace, love, and rock and roll. You can find them somewhere between psychedelia and blues.Â
Dead Selves formed in 2016 when Zack Fowler made a bad joke to Amy Jackson at a Laura Stevenson concert. After years of Monday-night local shows and 2017 EP Â “Western Body’ they were joined by Atlanta stalwart Claire Darling on bass, and released ‘Enjoy the Eclipse!’ in September 2018
Hot Apollo is The Shiniest Rock-and-Roll Band in the Galaxy
$10 | 9:45pm
Jul
11
Thu
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul
12
Fri
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G E T Â F U N K ‘ D Â F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
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2020 Fall / Winter Hours: Noon – 11pm...
Take away frosty cold beer, booze, popular coolers, organic freshly-squeezed juices, and delicious food to go along with it all! Stop by our new Tiki Hut facade and say “Aloha!”......
The Painted Lady’s NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY! Tuesday, December 31st 2019 THIS IS 2020! * SEXY-HOT! MUSIC! * * HOT! SEXY! BARTOP BURLESQUE! * * JUNO WINNING DJ + SPECIAL......
Toronto Fringe Festival here at The Painted Lady JULY 3rd to 14th, 2019!...
We’ve shot 20 episodes featuring a new, up+coming musical artist each episode. These artists have performed here as special features during our OPEN MIC MONDAYS. Each of these artists showcases......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot right......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
“This is will be one f’n INTENSE night of OFF-THE-HOOK live music. Seriously.” ~ Music + Sound, The Painted Lady ~ Â The Painted Lady and CMW are officially......
We’ve been doing a full 32 channel multitrack recording for some time now. We have the ability to record every show, every single night to industry standards. As well, we......
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