~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Dec
1
Fri
DJ NV will be spinning all night on the decks with The Lady Konswallow dancing on bartop all night!
Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm
Doors – $10 @ 10!
Dec
2
Sat
Get ready for a festive treat that will leave you both spellbound and spirited!
“A Burlesque-Mas Carol,” a unique twirl on the classic holiday tale, promises a night of playful parody, laughter, and silly, seductive entertainment. This one-of-a-kind burlesque extravaganza will take place on December 1st and 2nd, 2023, at The Painted Lady.
In this transformative burlesque-inspired theatre adaptation of Dickens’ classic, a reserved day job worker named Scrooge is taken on a whimsical journey by glamorous spirits who show her the magic of life, community, and art during the holidays. As she embraces her true self, Scrooge finds redemption and joy amidst a world of vibrant performers, culminating in a dazzling celebration of friendship and the power of embracing one’s passion.
Step into a world where the enchanting art of burlesque collides with the heartwarming story of Scrooge and her ghostly encounters. Be prepared for seductive dance routines, holiday cheer and a queering of Dickens classic as you’ve never seen it! No Humbug!
Get ready for a festive treat that will leave you both spellbound and spirited!
“A Burlesque-Mas Carol,” a unique twirl on the classic holiday tale, promises a night of playful parody, laughter, and silly, seductive entertainment. This one-of-a-kind burlesque extravaganza will take place on December 1st and 2nd, 2023, at The Painted Lady.
In this transformative burlesque-inspired theatre adaptation of Dickens’ classic, a reserved day job worker named Scrooge is taken on a whimsical journey by glamorous spirits who show her the magic of life, community, and art during the holidays. As she embraces her true self, Scrooge finds redemption and joy amidst a world of vibrant performers, culminating in a dazzling celebration of friendship and the power of embracing one’s passion.
Step into a world where the enchanting art of burlesque collides with the heartwarming story of Scrooge and her ghostly encounters. Be prepared for seductive dance routines, holiday cheer and a queering of Dickens classic as you’ve never seen it! No Humbug!
Yoda Roshi will be spinning all night on the decks with Starlotte Satine dancing on bartop all night!
Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm
Doors – $10 @ 10!
Dec
4
Mon
Join us every Monday for our Open Mic! Hosted by the one and only Kunle. We supply a full back line, a wonderfully sounding room and a FOH engineer. Each week a new feature artists graces the stage at the beginning of the night, dm our instagram page @openmicmonday if you want to be one of them!
Sign up @ 8pm
Feature artist @ 8:15-9
Open Mic @ 9pm
Dec
5
Tue
Amazing professional musicians will be gracing the Painted Lady stage. PWYC!!
Dec
6
Wed
The Future Underground present:
KINETIC a FREE Wednesday Night Weekly
A not-for-profit community dance party featuring music from our local
residents and Toronto’s diverse electronic communities, producers and
DJs each and every Wednesday.
Featuring bartop burlesque by Kimora Koi!
Dec
7
Thu
Join us as STMV Promotions hosts Acoustic Night!
Gracing the stage that night will be …
Ricky Mullen
Super Not Okay
Awful Falawful
Steve the Tiny
&
Joe Cash
PWYC/$10 recommended. No one turned away due to lack of funds!
DOORS @ 8pm
Nico Play returns to Toronto for a show at The Painted
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CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
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