Shows

~ SHOWS ~

 

Nov
16
Sat
INDIE WEEK 2019: PIQUED JACKS // FOR JANE // BABY BOY BLUE // GHOST CARAVAN // THE WILDERESS // PATIENTLY AWAITING THE METEORITE // WHAT IF ELEPHANT // A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT featuring Music by SALAZAR & BURLESQUE by HONEY B. HIND ~ SERVING TILL 4AM!
Nov 16 @ 7:30 pm – Nov 17 @ 4:00 am

INDIE WEEK 2019:

SERVING TILL 4AM!!!

8:30pm   PIQUED JACKS

9:15pm   FOR JANE

10pm   BABY BOY BLUE

10:45pm   GHOST CARAVAN

11:30pm   THE WILDERESS

12:20pm   PATIENTLY AWAITING THE METEORITE

1:10pm   WHAT IF ELEPHANTS

2am-4am A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT

featuring:

Music by SALAZAR & BURLESQUE by HONEY B. HIND

SERVING TILL 4AM!!!

A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Nov 16 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

Nov
17
Sun
INDUSTRY SUNDAY ~ Welcome ALL
Nov 17 @ 6:00 pm – Nov 18 @ 2:00 am

SERVING TILL 2AM

Come and mingle with congenial bar and happy late night folks…

Nov
19
Tue
BOOZE CRUISE: Cruise our back bar for some of the best booze in town… Choice tunes too.
Nov 19 @ 6:00 pm – Nov 20 @ 2:00 am

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

 

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

  1. Booze. We stock plenty.

  2. No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.

  3. Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.

  4. No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…

  5. Choice tunes playing over the PA.

  6. Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.

  7. Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)

  8. Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)

  9. Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.

  10. What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady

Nov
20
Wed
NAKED IN TORONTO // GLUTENHEAD // SILVER POOLS // PSNB
Nov 20 @ 8:00 pm

NAKED IN TORONTO

GLUTENHEAD

SILVER POOLS

PSNB

Nov
21
Thu
OLD GUARDS // JOSH RITCHIE
Nov 21 @ 8:00 pm

OLD GUARDS

JOSH RITCHIE

Nov
22
Fri
6-9pm O STELLA // DIRTY RICK // JODIE B // HEATHER VALLEY 10pm THE PAINTED LADY’S GET FUNK’D FRIDAY with DJ NV & BURLESQUE by The Lady Konswallow
Nov 22 @ 5:30 pm – Nov 23 @ 2:00 am

6-9pm   O STELLA // DIRTY RICK // JODIE B // HEATHER VALLEY

10pm   THE PAINTED LADY’S GET FUNK’D FRIDAY with DJ NV & BURLESQUE by The Lady Konswallow

THE PAINTED LADY’S GET F U N K ‘D FRIDAY!
Nov 22 @ 10:00 pm

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y



Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

Nov
23
Sat
6-9pm TEN MINUTE DETOUR // SWEET TOOTH 10pm A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT with MUSIC by SALAZAR & BURLESQUE by DOLLY BERLIN
Nov 23 @ 5:30 pm – Nov 24 @ 2:00 am

6-9pm   TEN MINUTE DETOUR // SWEET TOOTH

 

10pm   A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT with MUSIC by SALAZAR & BURLESQUE by DOLLY BERLIN

A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Nov 23 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

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