Shows

~ SHOWS ~

 

Jul
13
Sat
Mayhem at Miskatonic: A burlesque Mystery Game
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm – 3:30 pm

Answer the Call of Clithulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.

Tickets; https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game

Cats Cove Artist Showcase
Jul 13 @ 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

Cats Cove Media Presents:

The MessAround 8-9pm
Lady Indigo 7-7:45pm
Jacob Bihun 6-6:45pm

FREE ADMISSION

A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Jul 13 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

Jul
14
Sun
Mayhem at Miskatonic: A burlesque Mystery Game
Jul 14 @ 2:00 pm – 3:30 pm

Answer the Call of Clithulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.

Tickets; https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game

Aus!Funkt / Stargoon / The New Shaker Sex Addicts / Imposter DJ
Jul 14 @ 8:00 pm – Jul 15 @ 1:00 am

ausFunkt
Toronto based post-art-disco-punk quartet born in the post-humanistic debris. Rejecting the lyrical and musical excesses of rock music, aus!Funkt combines the groove of electronic music with the subversive aggression of post-punk.
Stargoon
Formed to entertain hippies and named by a neural network programmed to create new paint colours, Stargoon is a reckless attempt to create spontaneous kosmische grooves.
The New Shaker Sex Addicts
Instrumental Surf rock music blending styles ranging from jazz to post-rock. Inspired by bands like Shadowy Men, the Sadies and Yawning Man
Imposter DJ Syndrome
Nuggets and obscurities from the original New Wave, kicks off the show – and in-between sets.

Jul
15
Mon
Songwriters in the Round
Jul 15 @ 10:34 pm – 11:34 pm

Songwriters in the Round focus’ on the stories behind the music, and the songs themselves. The music is stripped back to allow listeners to really experience the songs at the most authentic level. What it also means is that we won’t be having ‘sets’ per se – all four songwriters will be on stage together the whole time!

Featuring: Guest host Sarah Hiltz. Plus, Greg Smith, Saffron A, Sarah VDB

8pm | $10

Jul
16
Tue
Kane Miller with Lauryn Macfarlane and Oliveen
Jul 16 @ 8:00 pm – 11:00 pm

Kane Miller is a singer-songwriter with an extensive classically trained background. Kane is masterfully able to create intimate songs with real meaning.  Kane blends his instruments and voice to create thought-provoking melodies that are sure to leave a lasting impression on the listener.

Lauryn Macfarlane is an up and coming alt-country singer/songwriter with a unique mix of country, folk and indie influences, Lauryn is known for her honest songwriting, powerful voice and irresistible melodies. Lauryn started touring with a classic country tribute band at the age of 18. Those tours confirmed her love of live performance and life on the road.

Jul
17
Wed
Boo Radley Project with Fat Moth
Jul 17 @ 9:30 pm – 11:45 pm

The Boo Radley Project is an 8-piece genre-bending collective fusing funk, indie & jazz – likened to everyone from Tower of Power & Mr. Bungle to Primus & Wilco.

Fat Moth is a high energy, 7-piece. Their outer space guitar playing, three-part vocal harmonies and hypnotic rhythm section tips the hat to elements of Folk Rock, Psych, Prog and Americana that’s sure to get them toes a’ tappin’ and bodies a’ sweatin’.

Doors 9:30 | $10

Jul
18
Thu
The Lionyls / Subtle Curves / Jailbirds
Jul 18 @ 8:00 pm – 11:30 pm

This Summer, The Lionyls take their fusion of Funk, Soul, and Rock & Roll all across Ontario! The Lionyls want to see you gettin’ down! Joined by openers Subtle Curves and Jailbirds. 8pm.

 

Jul
19
Fri
THE PAINTED LADY’S GET F U N K ‘D FRIDAY!
Jul 19 @ 10:00 pm

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y



Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

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