Shows

~ SHOWS ~

 

Jul
8
Sat
Fringe Festival 2017: Lysistrata at The Painted Lady
Jul 8 @ 2:00 pm – 3:30 pm

Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017

Lysistrata at The Painted LadyBurlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!

Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.

This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.

Music by DJ Salazar featuring Ms Rubie Magnitude
Jul 8 @ 10:00 pm – Jul 9 @ 3:00 am
Music by DJ Salazar featuring Ms Rubie Magnitude @ The Painted Lady

Music DJ by Salazar featuring Ms Rubie Magnitude

There could be some topless-hoolahooping beer-chugging smooth-velvet moves that occur tonight. But…you’d really have to come to The Painted Lady to find out.

Jul
9
Sun
Fringe Festival 2017: Lysistrata at The Painted Lady
Jul 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:30 pm

Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017

Lysistrata at The Painted LadyBurlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!

Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.

This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.

Jul
10
Mon
Fringe Festival 2017: Lysistrata at The Painted Lady
Jul 10 @ 6:00 pm – 8:30 pm

Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017

Lysistrata at The Painted LadyBurlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!

Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.

This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.

Open Mic Mondays at The Painted Lady Featuring: The Celebration Army
Jul 10 @ 9:00 pm – Jul 11 @ 12:00 am

Open Mic Mondays at The Painted Lady

Featuring Host Nelson Sobral and the Monday Night Magic Band.

This week featuring The Celebration Army!

The Celebration Army at The Painted Lady

WHEN:
10pm every Monday.
Sign up at 9pm sharp.

Special feature performer every Monday at 9:15pm

HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE ON STAGE?:

2 songs per performer.

IS IT ONLY ACOUSTIC?
Short answer… No.
We’re Electrified. And Acoustic.

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC…?
All genres welcome. We’ve engineered them all… You’ll sound great.

I’M A MAGICIAN. I’M A VENTRILOQUIST. I’M A COMEDIAN. I’M A MIME. MAY I STILL PERFORM?

Short answer… No. We’re keeping it strictly music. Beat poetry, Rap poetry excepted (Shram) as it’s musical.

We’ve welcomed various diciplines in the past, and we’ve had a great time, yet we’ve decided it’s best to organize a separate night to allow the necessary space, time, and unique vibe they each deserve. Sorry folks, but on the bright side, please come in + talk to us about a show idea!

EQUIPMENT & PERSONNEL PROVIDED by  T  H  E    P   A   I  N  T  E  D    L  A  D  Y :

Electric Guitar (Stratocaster)

2 Electric Guitar Amps (Great clean and distorted tones; Great all-round amps)

Electric Bass (Fender Squier Vintage Classic Precision electric bass)

Electric Bass Amp (beautiful sounding MarkBass TUBE Bass Amp)

Drum Kit (super sounding 5pc Sonor Select Force S-Drive Canadian Maple kit & a full complement of  Sabian cymbals)

Keyboard: Yamaha 88 key fully-weighted keyboard

Terrific sounding PA in a great sounding room.

Shure + Sennheiser Mics, Stands, D.I.’s etc…

Professional F.O.H. (Front of House) Engineer to help you sound your best.

A talented and supportive Open Mic Host… : )

 

Jul
11
Tue
Fringe Festival 2017: Lysistrata at The Painted Lady
Jul 11 @ 6:00 pm – 8:30 pm

Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017

Lysistrata at The Painted LadyBurlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!

Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.

This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.

Tuesday Night Vibez: Dame Alexander, Progress, & Friends
Jul 11 @ 9:00 pm – Jul 12 @ 12:00 am

Tuesday Night Vibez: Dame Alexander, Progress, & Friends

 

Dame Alexander performs at The Painted Lady April 11
Come get your Tuesday right at The Painted Lady with the music your ears will thank you for!

 

Jul
12
Wed
Fringe Festival 2017: Lysistrata at The Painted Lady
Jul 12 @ 6:00 pm – 8:30 pm

Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017

Lysistrata at The Painted LadyBurlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!

Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.

This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.

I Love Wednesdays! with Stacey Dowswell, Arthur Renwick, Moreno Gomes
Jul 12 @ 9:00 pm – Jul 13 @ 12:00 am

I love Wednesdays with Stacey Dowswell, Arthur Renwick, Moreno Gomes

A beautiful evening of Solo / Duo / Acoustic music with sophisticated flair at this totally amazing music venue! Wine specials and some cool surprises on the way!!

 

Moreno Gomes at The Painted Lady
Moreno Gomes

He is a new local singer/songwriter that wants to share his feelings with the beautiful people of Toronto. His songs are inspired by everyday thoughts, hope, changes, struggle and loss. His first EP will be released in fall.

Stacey Dowswell at The Painted Lady
Stacey Dowswell

She is a Toronto-based singer-songwriter. Her music is an eclectic and innovative mix of folk, jazz, and country that capitalizes on her dramatic flair and love of literature. The influence of a wide range of sources from Billie Holiday to St. Vincent is apparent as her lyrics and non-standard tunings establish grooves that support a voice that can soar or soothe as the moment requires. And she does the best cover of “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” I’ve ever heard. Check out her brand new EP ‘Jewels Under Glass’, amazing lyrics and storytelling.

Arthur Renwick

He is an accomplished artist, singer/songwriter, and storyteller who plays bottleneck slide on a Dobro while kicking a beat on a license plate stomp & riffing on a harmonica. Renwick has been performing his swampy tone in festivals and venues across Canada, Europe and South America. His debut album, “The Cigar Box Chronicles” captures the experience of love, loss, liquor, hope, faith, birth and death while living in a small fishing village of Kitamaat B.C. where he was born and raised within the Haisla Nation. Songs such as “I Tow the Line”, “Hell’s Gate Train”, and “Find That Key” offer a bluesy swagger that beckons the swampy south, while “Hurtin Country Song”, and “It’s Gonna Go All Night”, beckon the old country ghost of Hank Williams. Outside of touring the world with his art and music, Arthur divides his time living between Toronto, and spending summers in Northern British Columbia.

Jul
14
Fri
DJ Adverb x Brian Domingues featuring Ms Honey B Hind
Jul 14 @ 10:00 pm – Jul 15 @ 3:00 am

DJ Adverb x live drumming by Brian Domingues. Bartop Burlesque w Ms Honey B Hind

DJ Adverb at The Painted Lady

photo: soundcloud

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