~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Jul
1
Sat
Jul 1 @ 9:00 pm – Jul 2 @ 2:00 am
Music by DJ Salazar w Bartop Burlesque by Ms. Honey b.Hind
Jul
3
Mon
Jul 3 @ 9:00 pm – Jul 4 @ 12:00 am
Open Mic Mondays at The Painted Lady
Featuring Host Nelson Sobral and the Monday Night Magic Band.
This week featuring The Celebration Army!
WHEN:
10pm every Monday.
Sign up at 9pm sharp.
Special feature performer every Monday at 9:15pm
HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE ON STAGE?:
2 songs per performer.
IS IT ONLY ACOUSTIC?
Short answer… No.
We’re Electrified. And Acoustic.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC…?
All genres welcome. We’ve engineered them all… You’ll sound great.
I’M A MAGICIAN. I’M A VENTRILOQUIST. I’M A COMEDIAN. I’M A MIME. MAY I STILL PERFORM?
Short answer… No. We’re keeping it strictly music. Beat poetry, Rap poetry excepted (Shram) as it’s musical.
We’ve welcomed various diciplines in the past, and we’ve had a great time, yet we’ve decided it’s best to organize a separate night to allow the necessary space, time, and unique vibe they each deserve. Sorry folks, but on the bright side, please come in + talk to us about a show idea!
EQUIPMENT & PERSONNEL PROVIDED by T H E   P  A  I N T E D   L A D Y :
Electric Guitar (Stratocaster)
2 Electric Guitar Amps (Great clean and distorted tones;Â Great all-round amps)
Electric Bass (Fender Squier Vintage Classic Precision electric bass)
Electric Bass Amp (beautiful sounding MarkBass TUBE Bass Amp)
Drum Kit (super sounding 5pc Sonor Select Force S-Drive Canadian Maple kit & a full complement of  Sabian cymbals)
Keyboard: Yamaha 88 key fully-weighted keyboard
Terrific sounding PA in a great sounding room.
Shure + Sennheiser Mics, Stands, D.I.’s etc…
Professional F.O.H. (Front of House) Engineer to help you sound your best.
A talented and supportive Open Mic Host… : )
Jul
4
Tue
Doin’ it Right w/ Bex and Blanco
If you’ve ever thought, “what is there to do on a Tuesday night?”, come to the Painted lady. Bex and I Do it right. A groovy, funky open format DJ set of all the cheddar; accented with craft beers poured by possibly one of the best smiles in the biz.
~Tuesday Tunes~
Jul
5
Wed
Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017
Burlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!
Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.
This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.
Jul
6
Thu
Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017
Burlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!
Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.
This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.
Bredren Version 12
Come on down for a fun night filled with music by BREDREN featuring the Resinators, MC Caddy Cad, General Genius, keyboard legend Bernie Pitters, DJ Chocolate.
Jul
7
Fri
DJ Adverb x live drumming by Brian Domingues. Bartop Burlesque w Ms Honey B Hind
photo: soundcloud
Jul
8
Sat
Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017
Burlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!
Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.
This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.
Music DJ by Salazar featuring Ms Rubie Magnitude
There could be some topless-hoolahooping beer-chugging smooth-velvet moves that occur tonight. But…you’d really have to come to The Painted Lady to find out.
Jul
9
Sun
Lysistrata at The Painted Lady for Fringe Festival 2017
Burlesque, Greek Comedy, Glitter…and GOOD TIMES!
Witness burlesque and storytelling band together for a night of slam poetry, songs and striptease. This is Lysistrata.
This new adaptation by Kay Brattan is a marriage between burlesque and Greek comedy.
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