Shows

~ SHOWS ~

 

Jan
17
Fri
THE PAINTED LADY’S GET F U N K ‘D FRIDAY!
Jan 17 @ 10:00 pm

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y



Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

Jan
18
Sat
BURGER VACUUM // SMEAR // STERLING AND THE BIRDWATCHERS
Jan 18 @ 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm
A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Jan 18 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

Jan
19
Sun
BOOZE CRUISE: Cruise our back bar for some of the best booze in town… Choice tunes too.
Jan 19 @ 6:00 pm – Jan 20 @ 2:00 am

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

 

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

  1. Booze. We stock plenty.

  2. No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.

  3. Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.

  4. No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…

  5. Choice tunes playing over the PA.

  6. Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.

  7. Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)

  8. Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)

  9. Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.

  10. What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady

Jan
21
Tue
ERSO // KANE MILLER
Jan 21 @ 7:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Jan
22
Wed
RIKASHAY // THE SLOW DRAGS // HENRY MURRAY // SWEATER PUPPIES // CULT CLASSIC
Jan 22 @ 9:00 pm
Jan
24
Fri
UK CALLING: A TRIBUTE TO THE CURE
Jan 24 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm
THE PAINTED LADY’S GET F U N K ‘D FRIDAY!
Jan 24 @ 10:00 pm

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y



Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

Jan
25
Sat
THE ADOPTED // AMBERWOOD
Jan 25 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

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We’re can’t wait to see you guys in #Toronto with Amberwood, come hang out with us at The Painted Lady and tell all your friends!

Door opens at 6:30pm.

The Adopted. 7pm
www.theadopted.com

Amberwood. 8pm
www.amberwoodmusic.com

Tickets $10 at door. 19+ event

A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Jan 25 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

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