~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Dec
10
Tue
Dec 10 @ 6:00 pm – Dec 11 @ 2:00 am
BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!
10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:
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Booze. We stock plenty.
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No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.
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Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.
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No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…
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Choice tunes playing over the PA.
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Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.
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Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)
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Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)
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Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.
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What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.
We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…
Bar flies welcome.
And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”
The Painted Lady
Dec
11
Wed
MARIA and THE POWER BABES
Dec
12
Thu
OUR BODIES OUR WORK
featuring
PARMIDA
FXRRUST
ROYA BIAZAR
CHEYYENE SAPPHIRE
MELODY CHANCE
ZAHRA BAKHSH
EMILY BRIDLE
Dec
13
Fri
Also performing:
SPITFIRE RABBIT
6:30pm – 9pm
T h e  P a i n t e d  L a d y ‘ s
G E T Â F U N K ‘ D Â F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
Dec
14
Sat
NASEHA
UNKNXN ARTIST
ANDREA MARTINEZ
6pm-9pm
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Dec
17
Tue
COSMIC RAY’S BLUES BAND & JAM
7pm till Midnight.
Come down to The Painted Lady for an ELECTRIFYING night of  BLUES.
With each visit, you get a very different cool Blues experience to tell your future grandchildren 🙂
We gonna bring you ‘Down Dirty Blues’ the way you like it!
Each show features a Special Guest to up your Blues experience to the next level. Then we’ll release the Cosmic Blues Band on you. If you can’t get enough, and play blues, come join our BLUES JAM at the end of the show where you can participate in the fun.
COSMIC BLUES BAND
“One of the most exciting Blues bands to come around in a long time.”
“Best live Blues band I have ever seen.”Â
~Rewd Ones, Guitarist~
Sold out shows at Lucille’s (B.B. King’s Club) in New York City, fans keep coming back…
Cosmic Ray from New York City leads the Cosmic Blues Band. The band consists of Cosmic Ray Vox/Guitar, Brother Dave, Kenneth Craig and Eddie Soup Can.
The Cosmic Blues Band plays traditional blues with a modern twist. They rip on over the top ‘Ruckus Blues’ getting folks to tap their feet and dance. When it feels right, Cosmic Ray slows it all down with soul and feeling, and his rich baritone voice.
COVERS: Muddy Waters, Freddie King, BB King and Albert King, Elmore James, The Cream, The Animals, Allman Brothers… All the top Blues hits. You’ll come back for more!!! CR
www.cosmicbluesband.com
COSMIC RAY’S BLUES JAM: The last part of the night opens up the stage, so come on down and bring your voices, guitars, basses, drums sticks, keyboard chops, horns and harps to a great BLUES JAM!
FULL BACKLINE PROVIDED. NO COVER.
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