~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Mar
3
Sun
Theatre! Singing! Beer! Sunday! These are a few of my favourite things… that’s right, another night of Toronto musical talent is going to let loose … it’s a west end story of Toronto growing into a must see cabaret held the first Sunday of every month! Kurtis Whittle will do his best to be hilarious while Mr. Stephen Ingram will be making his debut as accompanist! $5 atd.
Mar
5
Tue
Come get your $6 Tall Cans every #TallCanTuesday! A different delicious beer every week.
Come “laissez les bon temps rouler”! We’re making Fat Tuesday greasy. Big Smoke Brass band is leading the way through carnival night!
Come dance to this heavy-hitting brass machine, playing all kinds of music in a high-energy and ear-catching style. Dedicated to spreading positivity and fostering community through music; Big Smoke Brass brings a powerful, positive brass-filled party!
Mar
6
Wed
Get your hump day bump on with $6 shots of our fave warmer-upper – Jameson Whiskey!
#WHISKEYWEDNESDAY
Mar
7
Thu
Start your weekend early with a double whammy of our Tall Can Special and shot o’ Jamie
for only $12!
Mar
8
Fri
Indie Week Presents
An evening at The Painted Lady
Doors: 6PM
Lambsbreath
Numb Tongues
Benjamin M. Doerksen
T h e  P a i n t e d  L a d y ‘ s
G E T Â F U N K ‘ D Â F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
Mar
9
Sat
Cats Cove Media Presents:
12 Mile Island 8:15-9pm
The MessAround 7:30-8pm
Tim Collins 6:45-7:15pm
Dear Father 6-6:30pm
SHOW STARTS AT 6PM
PWYC ($10 suggested)
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Mar
10
Sun
We are making a mellow dive out of the week and into spring weather, tonight. Swing by for a night full of poetry, spokenword and live music presented by AJ Wirth. 7pm.
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2020 Fall / Winter Hours: Noon – 11pm...
Take away frosty cold beer, booze, popular coolers, organic freshly-squeezed juices, and delicious food to go along with it all! Stop by our new Tiki Hut facade and say “Aloha!”......
The Painted Lady’s NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY! Tuesday, December 31st 2019 THIS IS 2020! * SEXY-HOT! MUSIC! * * HOT! SEXY! BARTOP BURLESQUE! * * JUNO WINNING DJ + SPECIAL......
Toronto Fringe Festival here at The Painted Lady JULY 3rd to 14th, 2019!...
We’ve shot 20 episodes featuring a new, up+coming musical artist each episode. These artists have performed here as special features during our OPEN MIC MONDAYS. Each of these artists showcases......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot right......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
“This is will be one f’n INTENSE night of OFF-THE-HOOK live music. Seriously.” ~ Music + Sound, The Painted Lady ~ Â The Painted Lady and CMW are officially......
We’ve been doing a full 32 channel multitrack recording for some time now. We have the ability to record every show, every single night to industry standards. As well, we......
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