The Future Underground present:
KINETIC a FREE Wednesday Night Weekly

A not-for-profit community dance party featuring music from our local
residents and Toronto’s diverse electronic communities, producers and
DJs each and every Wednesday.

Featuring bartop burlesque by Kimora Koi!

Tales From The Subway!

On July 18th, Toronto based hip hop band Mayraki celebrates the release of their latest single, “The Good, The Bad, The Ugly” at The Painted Lady! Mayraki, alongside funk trio RDC Bank of Funk and hip hop jazz outfit Lower Bay Station, are ready to take you on a musical ride you won’t soon forget. Doors at 8 PM; you don’t want to miss this train!”

$15 online for advance tickets and $20 at the door.
https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/927924004677?aff=oddtdtcreator

8pm

Join us at the cabaret ol’ chum!

Come celebrate the wonderful complexities of the bi/pan/omni experience with comedy, music, and burlesque.

Produced and hosted by your Holy Sparkle duo: Miss Diamond and St. Stella.

Two Nights with TWO unique casts!

July 19th features the talents of:

The Velvet Duke

Sizzle Disco

Regina Royale

Sopresa Sensual

MiMi Cakes

Dolly Wilde & Ingrid Moonshine

Doors at 7pm / Show at 7:30pm

$25 in adv / $30 atd

Plainstage – Hello Good Bi! A Pan-Ultimate Cabaret – July 19

TBA will be spinning all night on the decks, and THE LADY KONSWALLOW dancing on bartop all night!

Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm

Doors – $10 @ 10!

Join us at the cabaret ol’ chum!

Comes celebrate the wonderful complexities of the bi/pan/omni experience with comedy, music, and burlesque.

Produced and hosted by your Holy Sparkle duo: Miss Diamond and St. Stella.

Two Nights with TWO unique casts!

July 20th features the talents of:

Marion Aether

Jade

Canary Quinn

Kristine Maitland

El Experimento

Monty Hell

Plainstage – Hello Good Bi! A Pan-Ultimate Cabaret -July 20th

Doors at 7pm / Show at 7:30pm

$25 in adv / $30 atd

TBA will be spinning all night on the decks, and KIMORA KOI dancing on bartop all night!

Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm

Doors – $10 @ 10!

Join us every Monday for our Open Mic!

Hosted by the one and only ever-so-talented Kunle.

We supply a full back line, a spectacular sounding room with a lush fingerprint and a FOH engineer.

Weekly Showcase! Each week a new feature artist graces the stage at the beginning of the night, dm our Instagram page @openmicmonday if you want to be one of them!

Sign up @ 8pm (no online sign up available)

Feature artist @ 8:15-9

Open Mic @ 9pm

Nearly 17  years strong, we produce one the best Open Mics in all of Canada – thanks to ALL involved!

• Every Monday like clockwork! Including Holiday Mondays 🙂
• 2 songs per performer. All Genres.
• Full backline provided: Sonor drums, Traynor Tube guitar amp, MarkBass cabinet with GK 500W ultralight legacy bass amp head, full 88 semi weighted-key Roland keyboard, Roland cube amp, Fender Stratocaster, and more…
• Truly great sounding room run by professional F.O.H Engineers.
• We accommodate single performers to full, multi-piece bands.

OPEN MIC MONDAYS here at ‘THE LADY’ begins with a Feature Performer on stage right at 8:15pm, Open Micers on stage from 9pm ….. we move through the sign up list, also encouraging collaborations and jams to artists open to that, in between, and after …. and, whether playing or listening….. it’s also FUN!

Gao the Arsonist spreads the sludge to Toronto with grimy, punk-infused Alternative Hip-hop and hauntingly psychedelic soundscapes

Gao the Arsonist plays unsettling, experimental rap for fans of Danny Brown, JPEGMAFIA and Odd Future. Gao the Arsonist has his UK roots burrowed in the grimiest spaces of Alternative Hip hop. Coming off the back of his independent tour, Gao returns to Toronto with a vengeance.

Empty Sentiment comes from the school of clunky drums and ghostly samples that MF DOOM revolutionized, Empty Sentiment brings an uncanny reflection of the genre to Toronto.