Are you a polestar??

Join us for a community night to dance on our xpole stage. This is open to any pole dancer in the city at chance to showcase your pole artistry.

Done in traditional open mic style, anyone in the dance community can come sign up at 8pm and perform 1-2 acts through out the evening in front of a live audience!

All levels welcome!!

Sponsored by @studiovpole

The Future Underground present:
KINETIC a FREE Wednesday Night Weekly

A not-for-profit community dance party featuring music from our local
residents and Toronto’s diverse electronic communities, producers and
DJs each and every Wednesday.

Featuring bartop burlesque by Kimora Koi!

Get ready for a festive treat that will leave you both spellbound and spirited!

“A Burlesque-Mas Carol,” a unique twirl on the classic holiday tale, promises a night of playful parody, laughter, and silly, seductive entertainment. This one-of-a-kind burlesque extravaganza will take place on December 1st and 2nd, 2023, at The Painted Lady.

In this transformative burlesque-inspired theatre adaptation of Dickens’ classic, a reserved day job worker named Scrooge is taken on a whimsical journey by glamorous spirits who show her the magic of life, community, and art during the holidays. As she embraces her true self, Scrooge finds redemption and joy amidst a world of vibrant performers, culminating in a dazzling celebration of friendship and the power of embracing one’s passion.

Step into a world where the enchanting art of burlesque collides with the heartwarming story of Scrooge and her ghostly encounters. Be prepared for seductive dance routines, holiday cheer and a queering of Dickens classic as you’ve never seen it! No Humbug!

DJ NV will be spinning all night on the decks with The Lady Konswallow dancing on bartop all night!

Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm

Doors – $10 @ 10!

Get ready for a festive treat that will leave you both spellbound and spirited!

“A Burlesque-Mas Carol,” a unique twirl on the classic holiday tale, promises a night of playful parody, laughter, and silly, seductive entertainment. This one-of-a-kind burlesque extravaganza will take place on December 1st and 2nd, 2023, at The Painted Lady.

In this transformative burlesque-inspired theatre adaptation of Dickens’ classic, a reserved day job worker named Scrooge is taken on a whimsical journey by glamorous spirits who show her the magic of life, community, and art during the holidays. As she embraces her true self, Scrooge finds redemption and joy amidst a world of vibrant performers, culminating in a dazzling celebration of friendship and the power of embracing one’s passion.

Step into a world where the enchanting art of burlesque collides with the heartwarming story of Scrooge and her ghostly encounters. Be prepared for seductive dance routines, holiday cheer and a queering of Dickens classic as you’ve never seen it! No Humbug!

Get ready for a festive treat that will leave you both spellbound and spirited!

“A Burlesque-Mas Carol,” a unique twirl on the classic holiday tale, promises a night of playful parody, laughter, and silly, seductive entertainment. This one-of-a-kind burlesque extravaganza will take place on December 1st and 2nd, 2023, at The Painted Lady.

In this transformative burlesque-inspired theatre adaptation of Dickens’ classic, a reserved day job worker named Scrooge is taken on a whimsical journey by glamorous spirits who show her the magic of life, community, and art during the holidays. As she embraces her true self, Scrooge finds redemption and joy amidst a world of vibrant performers, culminating in a dazzling celebration of friendship and the power of embracing one’s passion.

Step into a world where the enchanting art of burlesque collides with the heartwarming story of Scrooge and her ghostly encounters. Be prepared for seductive dance routines, holiday cheer and a queering of Dickens classic as you’ve never seen it! No Humbug!

Yoda Roshi will be spinning all night on the decks with Starlotte Satine dancing on bartop all night!

Spinning starts @ 10pm, bartop burlesque @ 10:30pm

Doors – $10 @ 10!

Join us every Monday for our Open Mic!

Hosted by the one and only ever-so-talented Kunle.

We supply a full back line, a spectacular sounding room with a lush fingerprint and a FOH engineer.

Weekly Showcase! Each week a new feature artist graces the stage at the beginning of the night, dm our Instagram page @openmicmonday if you want to be one of them!

Sign up @ 8pm (no online sign up available)

Feature artist @ 8:15-9

Open Mic @ 9pm

Nearly 17  years strong, we produce one the best Open Mics in all of Canada – thanks to ALL involved!

• Every Monday like clockwork! Including Holiday Mondays 🙂
• 2 songs per performer. All Genres.
• Full backline provided: Sonor drums, Traynor Tube guitar amp, MarkBass cabinet with GK 500W ultralight legacy bass amp head, full 88 semi weighted-key Roland keyboard, Roland cube amp, Fender Stratocaster, and more…
• Truly great sounding room run by professional F.O.H Engineers.
• We accommodate single performers to full, multi-piece bands.

OPEN MIC MONDAYS here at ‘THE LADY’ begins with a Feature Performer on stage right at 8:15pm, Open Micers on stage from 9pm ….. we move through the sign up list, also encouraging collaborations and jams to artists open to that, in between, and after …. and, whether playing or listening….. it’s also FUN!