~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Sep
13
Fri
Sep 13 2019 @ 9:00 pm – Apr 1 2020 @ 4:00 am
The Painted Lady’s GET FUNK’D FRIDAYS during BEERWEEK…
SERVING TILL 4AM!
SERVING TILL 4AM!
SERVING TILL 4AM!
Jan
2
Thu
Seriously.
We’re professionals.
DOLLAR OFF ANY BEER YOU WANT
Jan
3
Fri
Garage Baby’s eternal Punk flame continues to burn at The Painted Lady in 2020. This first burst of the year features none other than the stalwart folk-rock troubadours ‘Pale Criminal and the 9th Circuit’. New Year’s Eve is best served cold.
T h e  P a i n t e d  L a d y ‘ s
G E T Â F U N K ‘ D Â F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
Jan
4
Sat
BROOKLYN DORAN
JOHN MUIRHEAD
BRADEN LAM
Folk-pop musicians Brooklyn Doran, John Muirhead and Braden Lam are teaming up for an epic weekend of shows with a stop in Toronto on Saturday January 4th, 2020.
Some of Canada’s finest emerging songwriters, only at The Painted Lady!!
Doors at 6:30 pm, music starts at 7:00 pm
$10 or PWYC
More about the artists:
https://brooklyndoran.com/
https://www.johnpmuirhead.com/
https://bradenlam.com/
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Jan
5
Sun
Jan 5 @ 8:00 pm – Jan 6 @ 2:00 am
THEATRE PUB
Join us this Sunday for Theatre Pub!!!
Yes, you heard correctly… Theatre Pub.
We’ve got a large roster of Toronto theatre talent strutting their stuff, albeit slightly inebriated …
Show will begin at 8pm and there is a 5 dollar cover charge.
Come in early to secure a seat… or rub elbows and other parts at the bar – also a fun option!
Jan
7
Tue
Jan 7 @ 6:00 pm – Jan 8 @ 2:00 am
BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!
10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:
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Booze. We stock plenty.
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No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.
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Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.
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No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…
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Choice tunes playing over the PA.
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Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.
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Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)
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Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)
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Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.
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What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.
We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…
Bar flies welcome.
And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”
The Painted Lady
Jan
8
Wed
PHILIP GARCIA
COURTNEY BOWLES
SHE’S COME UNDONE
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