Shows

~ SHOWS ~

 

Sep
13
Fri
FLIGHT SCHOOL with DJ Adverb // Truth // Burlesque ~ SERVING TILL 4AM!
Sep 13 2019 @ 9:00 pm – Apr 1 2020 @ 4:00 am

The Painted Lady’s GET FUNK’D FRIDAYS during BEERWEEK…

SERVING TILL 4AM!

SERVING TILL 4AM!

SERVING TILL 4AM!

Dec
8
Sun
13GO
Dec 8 @ 8:00 pm

13go   8pm

Incredibly talented players. They can literally play any genre and they fuse them liberally.

There’s at least one JUNO AWARD among them – should be more.

In their own words:

“The music of 13Go has a spirit that is the antithesis of all that is dark. It is guitar driven Jazz Fusion [with Rock, Heavy Metal, Funk and more] that will put a smile on your face!”

Kim Ratcliffe – Guitar
Justin Abedin – Guitar
Aubrey Dayle – Drums
Ian deSouza – Bass

13GO’s highly evolved musical gymnastics will seriously tickle your brain. Patrons come in for a drink, not knowing who’s playing, and stay for the music…

Dec
10
Tue
BOOZE CRUISE: Cruise our back bar for some of the best booze in town… Choice tunes too.
Dec 10 @ 6:00 pm – Dec 11 @ 2:00 am

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

 

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

  1. Booze. We stock plenty.

  2. No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.

  3. Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.

  4. No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…

  5. Choice tunes playing over the PA.

  6. Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.

  7. Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)

  8. Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)

  9. Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.

  10. What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady

Dec
11
Wed
MARIA AND THE POWER BABES
Dec 11 @ 8:00 pm

MARIA and THE POWER BABES

Dec
12
Thu
OUR BODIES OUR WORK
Dec 12 @ 7:30 pm

OUR BODIES OUR WORK

featuring

PARMIDA

FXRRUST

ROYA BIAZAR

CHEYYENE SAPPHIRE

MELODY CHANCE

ZAHRA BAKHSH

EMILY BRIDLE

Dec
13
Fri
ROB FITZGERALD // SPITFIRE RABBIT
Dec 13 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Also performing:

SPITFIRE RABBIT

6:30pm – 9pm

THE PAINTED LADY’S GET F U N K ‘D FRIDAY!
Dec 13 @ 10:00 pm

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y



Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

Dec
14
Sat
NASEHA // UNKNXN ARTIST // ANDREA MARTINEZ
Dec 14 @ 6:00 pm – 9:00 pm

NASEHA

UNKNXN ARTIST

ANDREA MARTINEZ

6pm-9pm

A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Dec 14 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

Dec
15
Sun
GIRL GANG CABARETS 6pm-8:30pm
Dec 15 @ 6:00 pm – 8:30 pm

GIRL GANG CABARET

featuring

MIZZ TAJ

HALAL BAE

QALY SURFER

HEATHER BEAMISH

ARIANNE TONG

6pm-8:30pm

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