Shows

~ SHOWS ~

 

Sep
13
Fri
FLIGHT SCHOOL with DJ Adverb // Truth // Burlesque ~ SERVING TILL 4AM!
Sep 13 2019 @ 9:00 pm – Apr 1 2020 @ 4:00 am

The Painted Lady’s GET FUNK’D FRIDAYS during BEERWEEK…

SERVING TILL 4AM!

SERVING TILL 4AM!

SERVING TILL 4AM!

Nov
17
Sun
INDUSTRY SUNDAY ~ Welcome ALL
Nov 17 @ 6:00 pm – Nov 18 @ 2:00 am

SERVING TILL 2AM

Come and mingle with congenial bar and happy late night folks…

Nov
19
Tue
BOOZE CRUISE: Cruise our back bar for some of the best booze in town… Choice tunes too.
Nov 19 @ 6:00 pm – Nov 20 @ 2:00 am

BOOZE CRUISE NIGHT: CRUISE ON DOWN FOR SWEET TUNES, GOOD COMPANY + SOME OF THE BEST COCKTAILS + BREWS IN TOWN!

 

10 POINT CHECKLIST FOR A POTENTIALLY INTERESTING NIGHT:

  1. Booze. We stock plenty.

  2. No night here at The Painted Lady is the same – ever.

  3. Eclectic crowd of patrons of all shapes, sizes, colours, persuasions, mindsets and ages who like to engage.

  4. No dress code. Just don’t come completely naked. Well…

  5. Choice tunes playing over the PA.

  6. Rather friendly bartenders who aren’t bad looking, and are also good at what they do.

  7. Lots of cold craft beer on tap and in the fridge. (See point #1)

  8. Tasty, expertly-made mixed drinks. (Bears repeating, see point #1)

  9. Big, long, well-used, solid mahogany ol’ fashion bar.

  10. What happens at The Painted Lady stays at The Painted Lady.

We’ll do our very best to serve you, and help you CRUISE off into that special place of communion with your drinking buddies – old and new…

Bar flies welcome.

And remember, “Always look on the bright side of life…”

The Painted Lady

Nov
20
Wed
NAKED IN TORONTO // GLUTENHEAD // SILVER POOLS // PSNB
Nov 20 @ 8:00 pm

NAKED IN TORONTO

GLUTENHEAD

SILVER POOLS

PSNB

Nov
21
Thu
OLD GUARDS // JOSH RITCHIE
Nov 21 @ 8:00 pm

OLD GUARDS

JOSH RITCHIE

Nov
22
Fri
6-9pm O STELLA // DIRTY RICK // JODIE B // HEATHER VALLEY 10pm THE PAINTED LADY’S GET FUNK’D FRIDAY with DJ NV & BURLESQUE by The Lady Konswallow
Nov 22 @ 5:30 pm – Nov 23 @ 2:00 am

6-9pm   O STELLA // DIRTY RICK // JODIE B // HEATHER VALLEY

10pm   THE PAINTED LADY’S GET FUNK’D FRIDAY with DJ NV & BURLESQUE by The Lady Konswallow

THE PAINTED LADY’S GET F U N K ‘D FRIDAY!
Nov 22 @ 10:00 pm

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y



Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

Nov
23
Sat
6-9pm TEN MINUTE DETOUR // SWEET TOOTH 10pm A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT with MUSIC by SALAZAR & BURLESQUE by DOLLY BERLIN
Nov 23 @ 5:30 pm – Nov 24 @ 2:00 am

6-9pm   TEN MINUTE DETOUR // SWEET TOOTH

 

10pm   A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT with MUSIC by SALAZAR & BURLESQUE by DOLLY BERLIN

A PAINTED LADY SATURDAY NIGHT!
Nov 23 @ 10:00 pm

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.

Nov
24
Sun
PUNK (Indie, Pop, Rockabilly, Mod +) EPISODE SERIES with CLEAVE ANDERSON & FRIENDS – TORONTO PUNK ORGINATORS
Nov 24 @ 7:00 pm – Nov 25 @ 2:00 am

 

 

 

 

 

 

CLEAVE ANDERSON & FRIENDS

Cleave Anderson curates this series which features some of the best PUNK this city has ever seen and heard.

You never know who might make an appearance on stage during these nights… Always a f’n blast!

DECEMBER 29th:

The Bellevues (formerly Girl Friday) – Indie Punk Rock
The Bellevues Bandcamp

The Roughnotes – Indie Rockabilly Punk
https://www.facebook.com/theroughnotes/

The Beat Club – Mod Pop Punk
with Cleave Anderson, Lucas Stagg, Paddy Beirne
https://www.facebook.com/thebeatclubtoronto/

much more tba…

 

CLEAVE ANDERSON BIO:

Cleave Anderson is a Canadian rock, rockabilly, and punk drummer… We here at The Painted Lady believe the word ‘legend’ applies, though Cleave, always humble, eschews such titles.

Anderson has played and recorded with several well-known groups, including Battered Wives, The Viletones, Sherry Kean, Forgotten Rebels, and Blue Rodeo.

n 1976, after visiting Max’s Kansas City and CBGB and seeing the Ramones, Anderson became interested in the new punk movement. Returning to Toronto, Anderson eventually joined Battered Wives, one of a few new bands on the scene. The band recorded their debut album and opened for Elvis Costello on his first tour in North America. On leaving Battered Wives, he played and recorded with local Punk Rock groups such as Tyranna, Forgotten Rebels and bubblegum punk pioneers the Way Outs.

In 1980 as the first wave of Punk Rock faded, Anderson joined new wave R&B band The Sharks. He would later play with The Shark’s bassist Basil Donovan in Blue Rodeo. Around the same time, Anderson also played with blues artists David Wilcox  and Colin Linden. Anderson returned to roots music doing gigs with Handsome Ned, who had started playing country and rockabilly in Toronto’s Queen St. West artist community.

In 1984 Anderson started rehearsals with Blue Rodeo. Anderson joined the group and is heard on their first two albums, Outskirts and Diamond Mine.

After leaving Blue Rodeo to raise a family, Anderson continued to play with local songwriters and then reconnecting with original punksters Screamin’ Sam. In 1997 he joined the John Borra band (with John Borra from A Neon Rome and Change of Heart) that continues to the present.[10] In 2004 Anderson formed old school punk rock revivalists the Screwed, who have recorded two albums. In 2011 Sid’s Kids were formed to back up many of the Canadian punk originators and the project is ongoing.

Cleave has toured with the Viletones’ Steven Leckie, Cheetah Chrome of the Dead Boys and Walter Lure of Johnny Thunders’ Heartbreakers, among others.

Catch Cleave and a host of his buds rip it to shreds.

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