~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Jul
10
Wed
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul 10 @ 9:45 pm – Jul 11 @ 1:00 am
King Eddy are Four East Coast kids playing mid-2000s Toronto Indie-Fare. What’s not to love?Â
The Bowling Club are leading the charge on a brand new psychedelic revolution and stand for peace, love, and rock and roll. You can find them somewhere between psychedelia and blues.Â
Dead Selves formed in 2016 when Zack Fowler made a bad joke to Amy Jackson at a Laura Stevenson concert. After years of Monday-night local shows and 2017 EP Â “Western Body’ they were joined by Atlanta stalwart Claire Darling on bass, and released ‘Enjoy the Eclipse!’ in September 2018
Hot Apollo is The Shiniest Rock-and-Roll Band in the Galaxy
$10 | 9:45pm
Jul
11
Thu
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul
12
Fri
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Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
Jul
13
Sat
Answer the Call of Clithulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets;Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Cats Cove Media Presents:
The MessAround 8-9pm
Lady Indigo 7-7:45pm
Jacob Bihun 6-6:45pm
FREE ADMISSION
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Jul
14
Sun
Answer the Call of Clithulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets;Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul 14 @ 8:00 pm – Jul 15 @ 1:00 am
ausFunkt
Toronto based post-art-disco-punk quartet born in the post-humanistic debris. Rejecting the lyrical and musical excesses of rock music, aus!Funkt combines the groove of electronic music with the subversive aggression of post-punk.
Stargoon
Formed to entertain hippies and named by a neural network programmed to create new paint colours, Stargoon is a reckless attempt to create spontaneous kosmische grooves.
The New Shaker Sex Addicts
Instrumental Surf rock music blending styles ranging from jazz to post-rock. Inspired by bands like Shadowy Men, the Sadies and Yawning Man
Imposter DJ Syndrome
Nuggets and obscurities from the original New Wave, kicks off the show – and in-between sets.
Jul
15
Mon
Songwriters in the Round focus’ on the stories behind the music, and the songs themselves. The music is stripped back to allow listeners to really experience the songs at the most authentic level. What it also means is that we won’t be having ‘sets’ per se – all four songwriters will be on stage together the whole time!
Featuring: Guest host Sarah Hiltz. Plus, Greg Smith, Saffron A, Sarah VDB
8pm | $10
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2020 Fall / Winter Hours: Noon – 11pm...
Take away frosty cold beer, booze, popular coolers, organic freshly-squeezed juices, and delicious food to go along with it all! Stop by our new Tiki Hut facade and say “Aloha!”......
The Painted Lady’s NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY! Tuesday, December 31st 2019 THIS IS 2020! * SEXY-HOT! MUSIC! * * HOT! SEXY! BARTOP BURLESQUE! * * JUNO WINNING DJ + SPECIAL......
Toronto Fringe Festival here at The Painted Lady JULY 3rd to 14th, 2019!...
We’ve shot 20 episodes featuring a new, up+coming musical artist each episode. These artists have performed here as special features during our OPEN MIC MONDAYS. Each of these artists showcases......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot right......
CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
“This is will be one f’n INTENSE night of OFF-THE-HOOK live music. Seriously.” ~ Music + Sound, The Painted Lady ~ Â The Painted Lady and CMW are officially......
We’ve been doing a full 32 channel multitrack recording for some time now. We have the ability to record every show, every single night to industry standards. As well, we......
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