~ SHOWS ~
Shows
Jun
29
Sat
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
Jun
30
Sun
It’s another great lineup of local live music from the Episode series.
Featuring; Moon Junk, The Roughnotes, The Beat Club w Cleave Anderson, Lucas Stagg, Paddy Beirne
7:30 pm. PWYC.
TONIGHT! We dance into your holiday Monday! The coolest DJ in town is on the decks to keep you swayin’ to the sweet sounds into the wee hours. DJ Steph Honey holds it down from 10:30PM into Canada Day. Come drink, dance and have good damn cheer!
Jul
2
Tue
One half of The Ottawa Music Industry Coalition “From Emerging to Export” program is hitting the road! This showcase will feature Asuquomo, King Kimbit, Eddie Quotez and Capé. 8pm | $6
Jul
3
Wed
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
A great night of psychedelic and garage rock tunes with:
Burger Vacuum – A two-piece garage/psych rock band from the suburbs of North Toronto bringing you spacey synths, booming drums, and fuzzed out guitars.
The Bowling Club – Â They play a healthy mix of 3-minute blues-rock and alternative tunes, as well as longer pieces that take a while to boil over.
Plus, The Get Alongs.
9:30pm | PWYC
Jul
4
Thu
Answer the Call of Cthulhu and be teased, titillated, and a touch terrified by our Lovecraft-inspired Burlesque Mystery Game!
This 90-minute show is an immersive tale of unleashed demons and unbuckled britches. Audience members are invited to choose the direction of the plot to save our souls or plunge the world into demonic darkness…. No pressure.
A Part of The Toronto Fringe 2019.
Tickets:Â https://fringetoronto.com/fringe/show/mayhem-miskatonic-burlesque-mystery-game
Jul 4 @ 9:00 pm – Jul 5 @ 1:00 am
*T DUB ROCKERS – Longtime Toronto Reggae All Stars serving up reggae, ska and dub.
*BRIGADIER SHAZBAD- Vinyl selektah of Jamaican ska/reggae/roots + world muzik for kultural and spiritual revival + healing
*BREDREN DUB – Hardcore DubRock Reggae. Alongside DJ Chocolate. 9pm | $10.
Jul
5
Fri
They are back to PUNK YOU UP. Garage Baby’s first Friday of every month from now until eternity; punkrockapalooza. This month featuring the very clever James Clark and his Institute. 7pm | PWYC
T h e  P a i n t e d  L a d y ‘ s
G E T Â F U N K ‘ D Â F R I D A Y !
D a n c e r s
D E E J A Y S
D e b a u c h e r y
Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
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CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
“This is will be one f’n INTENSE night of OFF-THE-HOOK live music. Seriously.” ~ Music + Sound, The Painted Lady ~ Â The Painted Lady and CMW are officially......
We’ve been doing a full 32 channel multitrack recording for some time now. We have the ability to record every show, every single night to industry standards. As well, we......
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