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Shows
May
14
Tue
Ill Met by Moonlight is a new adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. This piece combines burlesque, bouffon, theatre and music to create a thoroughly unique, intensely magical and truly queer version of Shakespeare’s comedy. $25 atd.
Tickets: https://illmetbymoonlight.eventbrite.ca
The debut of Fuzzy Slippers plus Arianna Rueda and Tenshi unite for a cozy night of killer live bands. 9:30pm | PWYC.
May
15
Wed
Ill Met by Moonlight is a new adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. This piece combines burlesque, bouffon, theatre and music to create a thoroughly unique, intensely magical and truly queer version of Shakespeare’s comedy. $25 atd.
Tickets: https://illmetbymoonlight.eventbrite.ca
May
16
Thu
Ill Met by Moonlight is a new adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. This piece combines burlesque, bouffon, theatre and music to create a thoroughly unique, intensely magical and truly queer version of Shakespeare’s comedy. $25 atd.
Tickets: https://illmetbymoonlight.eventbrite.ca
An awesome evening of music in support of Ovarian Cancer Canada May 16 at the Painted Lady with Across The Board, Jessica Speziale, Sarah Siddiqui, Alexa Goldie and Sara Wilkinsoin. Going to be epic! Come on out and show your support for a great cause!
May
17
Fri
Ill Met by Moonlight is a new adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. This piece combines burlesque, bouffon, theatre and music to create a thoroughly unique, intensely magical and truly queer version of Shakespeare’s comedy. $25 atd.
Tickets: https://illmetbymoonlight.eventbrite.ca
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Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.
Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!
10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.
May
18
Sat
Ill Met by Moonlight is a new adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. This piece combines burlesque, bouffon, theatre and music to create a thoroughly unique, intensely magical and truly queer version of Shakespeare’s comedy. $25 atd.
A  P a i n t e d  L a d y
S A T U R D A Y Â N I G H T !
Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!
We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . . Â Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!
Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!
Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!
10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.
May
19
Sun
Ill Met by Moonlight is a new adaptation of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. This piece combines burlesque, bouffon, theatre and music to create a thoroughly unique, intensely magical and truly queer version of Shakespeare’s comedy. $25 atd.
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CMW DISCOVERY SERIES 2018: “Our focus with ‘The Discovery Series’ has always been on songs, first and foremost. And second to that would be the spotlight – that is, whether the artist is ready for it… That’s a lot......
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