Heart made of coal but voice of gold? Come sing it out! Lose your voice singing so you don’t have to talk awkwardly with uncle Robert over the holidays.

‘All I want for Christmas’ every hour on the hour… maybe. It’s KRAMPUS KAREOKE, BABY!

Hosted by the glorious Bex!

9pm | PWYC

Come get unhooked and unruly with us on Xmas Eve. We will be sidled up to the wood enjoying some drinks served to us by our favorite Irishman – Shane. We’ll be singing and dancing ….. and makin’ our own Fairytales of Toronto on a cold Xmas eve. No cover!

Bring your unwanted holiday prezzies for a re-gift trade-a-thon! Drink, share and be merry one more time! All left over gifts will be donated to charity.

Drink specials to hold on to that holiday cheer!

Best or worst year ever? Either way, come drink about it. It’s time to start sending 2018 off with a bang, and what better way to do this than a proper party!
Bianca Lee will be bringing the heat all night spinning Dancehall, Latin, Hip Hop and all the good vibes you’ve been craving. Dolly Berlin Burlesque on Bartop Burlesque! $6 Jameson all night. 10pm till late.

New Year’s Eve 2019 we say Bieeeee to 2018 and open ourselves up to welcoming in this beautiful New Year!

The Painted Lady will be serving delish cocktails, early snacks and all the old favourites!
DJ Adverb and friends will spin our hearts and minds from the decks to the dance floor…. out of the old and into the NEW!
Also featuring Live drumming by Truth all night and bold Burlesque MAGIC gracing the Bartop from 10pm with Ms. Honey B. Hind! Plus The Lady Konswallow and Sweet Rosie Mae into late nite!

*Serving till 3am.
*Advanced ticket sales valid for 9:30-11pm arrival to guarantee your spots
*Tickets available at door night of based on availability

Jump into 2019 with a beer and buddy. We are playing chill tunes and keeping it low-key for a cozy dive into the new year. Come hang, friends.

Drink specials ’cause we love you.

Bredren Dub meets The Dub Chronicles, alongside DJ Chocolate for a night of full-on classic DUB!

9pm | $10

T h e   P a i n t e d   L a d y ‘ s

G E T   F U N K ‘ D   F R I D A Y !

D a n c e r s

D E E J A Y S

D e b a u c h e r y

Kick off your weekend with our #GetFunkdFridays featuring a rotating cast of fabulous Burlesque Performers on our Bartop to tease and tantalize! Remember lovers, tipping is sexy.

Our very own SOUL SONIC sensation DJ NV, or Juno nominated DJ Adverb, are on the 1’s and 2’s all night keeping you grooving on the dance floor and screaming for more!

10pm | Come Early. Stay Late. Funk on.

#garagebabypunk kicks off 2019 with more punk whack-a-mole debauchery featuring the twangin’ surf and rockabilly sounds of George Westerholm and his Wild Wildcats.

A   P a i n t e d   L a d y

S A T U R D A Y   N I G H T !

Make your weekend sensational with our Sexy Saturday Night Parties!

We feature a rotating cast of beautiful Burlesque Performers who put the ‘ASS’ in ‘Sass‘ up on our bartop! Plus . . .   Amazing DJ’s to keep your feet on fire All Night!

Shimmy, shake, bump and quake!

Remember Rock Stars, tipping is SEXY!

10pm / Come Early. Stay Late.